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@ProgrammerHumor Cloud computing

@ProgrammerHumor Fake being a programmer

@ProgrammerHumor I'm interested NOW

@ProgrammerHumor It's fucked.

@ProgrammerHumor In case of fire

@ProgrammerHumor Your language sucks

@ProgrammerHumor Security vs. Business

@ProgrammerHumor God doesn't use Python or Kotlin...

@ProgrammerHumor One step closer to world peace

@ProgrammerHumor Notice

@ProgrammerHumor How does a programmer take his girlfriend off? getStringFromObject();

@ProgrammerHumor Clean up code

@ProgrammerHumor Social Engineering

@ProgrammerHumor My prof gets #1

@ProgrammerHumor Children should learn to code

@ProgrammerHumor if-statements

@ProgrammerHumor Security

@ProgrammerHumor http://esolangs.org/wiki/German

@ProgrammerHumor PHP