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🚨 JUST IN: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin crashes over 58% in 5 minutes after briefly reaching a ~$100B+ market cap. The wildest crypto launch of the day. 💀 @EyeWhales

🚨 CLARITY ACT IN TROUBLE? 🇺🇸 Fidelity Expects No Advance on Sept. 15 @EyeWhales

🚨 JUST IN: 🇩🇪 Germany plans to impose a 25% tax on crypto gains starting in 2027. Crypto traders in Germany could be hit with a major tax hike. @EyeWhales

🚨 BREAKING: Crude oil hits $100 per barrel. 🛢 @EyeWhales

🚨 HUGE: DeepSeek is reportedly preparing for an IPO in Shanghai at a potential $75 BILLION valuation. The Chinese AI giant raised $7.4B in June at a $50B+ valuation. Now it’s gearing up for its next major move. 🇨🇳 @EyeWhales

JUST IN: Jack Dorsey’s Block has applied for a bank charter to custody Bitcoin. @EyeWhales

🚨 JUST IN: 🇺🇸 The US Treasury is expected to repurchase $12.5 billion worth of its own debt today. @EyeWhales

$BTC at $79,000 $ETH at $2,500. Bulls are back. @EyeWhales

🚨 WHALE ALERT: A whale withdrew 16,976 $SOL worth $1.76M from Binance, then bought 9.32M $STONK at an average price of $0.19. @EyeWhales

BREAKING: Hunter Biden announces the launch of $LAPTOP meme coin, calling it a symbol of resilience and redemption, with 20% of the supply to be airdropped to the community, including people who lost money on $TRUMP. @EyeWhales

JUST IN: Billionaire Grant Cardone lists his private jet for sale at 1,025 $BTC — worth roughly $80.7 million. @EyeWhales

JUST IN: Billionaire Grant Cardone lists his private jet for sale at 1,025 $BTC — worth roughly $80.7 million. @EyeWhales

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US accuses six Chinese AI firms, including DeepSeek and Alibaba, of “industrial-scale” theft of American AI technology. The AI war is heating up. @EyeWhales

JUST IN: @Strategy drops a $250 Bitcoin-themed Air Jordan 1 — but doesn’t accept Bitcoin. @EyeWhales

LATEST: Jim Cramer says the global oil trade is “too powerful to stop,” triggering the usual “inverse Cramer” jokes from traders. @EyeWhales

JUST IN: 🇸🇪 Sweden orders 6 crypto mining firms to repay roughly $51M in taxes after allegedly hiding mining activity to claim tax breaks they weren’t eligible for. @EyeWhales

JUST IN: President Trump says, “We have the highest stock market that we’ve ever had.” 📈 @EyeWhales

JUST IN: Four people were killed in Mexico in an alleged attempt to steal a Bitcoin wallet believed to hold millions of dollars in BTC. Two suspects have been arrested. @EyeWhales

JUST IN: Binance will remove three stablecoin trading pairs on September 11 as part of a spot market cleanup. @EyeWhales

JUST IN: Strive bought 1,375 $BTC worth $109,000,000. @EyeWhales