Schizo Onymous

Amish donuts in the Sherwin Williams parking lot

Booze cruisin' bf Beveraged passenger princess gf

Do you think they were still evil

If you send me a photo of your eye I can tell your fortune

Goodmorning lovely subs

I dont care about Dolly Parton she was just as evil and crooked as every other baby eating celebrity nutcase

The negro race is the least spiritually capable btw. Skin color relates to soul, the darker tones are of the earth element(spiritually the weakest and least capable) and the lighter tones are of the air element(spiritually the strongest and most capable)

"SIR I KNOW BEEF PRICES ARE CRAZY RIGHT NOW AND MOTOR OIL IS TOO BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO SCAN THOSE AS A JUG OF $1.43 WATER JUGS! SIR PLEASE STOP! WALMART LITERALLY FUCKS MY WIFE HARDER THAN ME IN BED AND I NEED THIS JOB! SAM WALTON WON'T MAKE AN EXTRA 100 MILLION FROM SHRINKAGE AKA 1.47% OF HIS PROFITS IF YOU STEAL THAT MEAT AND ESSENTIALS! I CAN'T LEGALLY TOUCH YOU BUT REDDIT HAS GIVEN ME THE MORAL POWER OF A COP! YOU'LL INCREASE PRICES DRAMATICALLY IF YOU STEAL .49% OF MASTERS PROFITS THAT ARE INCLUDED IN THE FIGURE ABOVE!"

Your future wife isn’t at church or the bars. She’s in the psych ward