The Wage Cage

Gm everyone have a great start of the week

Good morning, Monday morning

If you’re not paying more attention to cryptic symbolism like this and heeding the warnings you’re NGMI

Left for work this morning, forgot my lunch. Turn back around, grab lunch. Leave, look for my coffee. Left it on the back of the truck and it spilled. Had to make a new cup. Leave again, went to fill up on gas. Notice small bird next to pump. It'll fly away, I think. Get out, nope. Ran it smoove over. Look back, back tired is flat as fuck with an audible hiss. I'm taking my ass back home I am NOT supposed to work today

Walking into the job interview in a cape and saying "Leave Us" to the intern Groyper

Full time?

just apply to the 400 million a year CEO position bro, use chatgpt if you have to