The Wage Cage

(I secretly wish to be that bum not going to work)

Good, fuck those lazy bums begging me for money on the side of the road while im on my way to work, useless parasites

More affordable housing for young people

Affordable housing option for young people

Told my boss im Italian so im ethnically compelled to take a nap on the clock

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime Thats why i sleep On company time

Just took a 15 minute power nap at work 😎

Can't buy anything without a job

How I met your mother

So trve