Papi’s Paper Route 📬

If there’s one thing I know, it’s that bears will be raped to death.

Asking for a friend

Are the Saudis still bidding?

THE PRICES OF THINGS ARE DOWN

*TRUMP: THE PRICES OF THINGS ARE DOWN *TRUMP: GROCERIES ARE DOWN *TRUMP: ECONOMY IS UNBELIEVABLE

I’m over here just laughing lmao you can’t make this shit up

I’m going to fucking lose my shit bro lol

*TRUMP: IF HAMAS CONTINUES TO KILL PEOPLE IN GAZA, WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO IN AND KILL THEM: TRADFIN

Bro why is china’s wang blaming us for things

*CHINA'S WANG BLAMES US'S RESTRICTIVE MEASURES FOR TRADE TENSION *CHINA FOREIGN MINISTER:DECOUPLING IS NOT A REALISTIC OR RATIONAL OPTION

Wait a minute, this isn’t wonderful Wednesday. This is anal sex!

just incase you weren’t sure or didn’t know. Just wanted to reiterate.

WE ARE IN A TRADE WAR WITH CHINA

Idk who needs to hear this but

Since someone asked, $useless position still open. Not touching it. Basically semi stepping afk today so I don’t click buttons.

So just gonna chill unless something exciting happens.