XIAOMI Fuckups

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PSA: You shouldn't rely on the Xiaomi stock apps Their calendar app reminded me of the event only two fucking days after the event, and didn't even remind 7 days before. This is not the only single occurrence, because both Google and the dialer made two separate events, as you can see. I don't really know what's the issue there, but I suspect it has to do something with battery optimization, which should be disabled for crucial system apps by default, but not when the user says to. The engineers are dumb douchebags, who can't even design their stock apps properly. Follow @XiaomiFuckups to know what users should await from the infamous stock ROM

Ximi can break any root impl via cloud control if they dont like your phone specifically (like sent falsified feedback that only happens with root). Ksu, apatch, magisk

If you ever feel useless, just remember someone at Xiaomi got paid to make this "Temu-tier animation" even after copying Apple's dynamic island Follow @XiaomiFuckup to know why Xiaomi fucking sucks!

notification styles be fighting demons (it's set to MIUI style in settings)

Xiaomi users after customizing their phone's HyperOS be like: https://vxtwitter.com/enough_yt/status/2008163153683914837?s=46

Xiaomi making sure you're aware that big brother is watching

15th anniversary LTPO

redmi 5a bootloader unlock with tee fixed Follow @xiaomifuckup for more tutorials

ssar my xmi got hacked 🥀

Xiaomi implements the future of predictive back gestures! While everyone was busy copying Google's implementation, Lei was hustling. Grinding. Fierce. He swore to make his own and not depend on others. Unfortunately, he forgot that he can't even design a flat white cement wall properly. Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more HyperOS 3 beauty

hyperos devs so good they need to ask ai

btw, this shit works to phix 3.6Gb ram killer lol. (fuck PowerKeeper XDD)

Xiaomi Fuckups 2025 Recap Please share the recap with your Xiaomi friends Follow @XiaomiFuckup

People are now regretting buying a Poco by Xiaomi and sharing their feelings as Poco offers the worst experience of all brands https://t.me/modulesrepo/4887

Xiaomi Solved Phone Addiction by Making the UI Impossible to Use Xiaomi cares about your mental health, that's why they released an update which affects all the Xiaomi devices running it. With this new update, your screen flickers like a cheap strobe light to discourage you from staring, and your app icons vanish into thin air so you can’t doom-scroll Instagram. If you try to fight back, the System Launcher just crashes and throws you into Safe Mode. It’s not a glitch; it’s a mandatory digital detox. Go touch grass, because you certainly can’t touch your apps if you own a Xiaomi. Follow @Xiaomifuckup for digital detox

Xiaomi Latest HyperOS 3 Update: Voice Calls Are Now Considered Bloatware With the latest HyperOS 3 update of the flagship 800$ Poco F7 Ultra and Poco F8 Pro, Xiaomi decided that "hearing the other person" during a call was bloatware, so they optimized it. That being said, only Xiaomi could engineer a "communications device" that blocks communication. Whether it’s your boss, your partner, or an emergency service, Xiaomi ensures you enjoy absolute peace and quiet by routing all incoming voice data directly into a black hole. Follow @XiaomiFuckup

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We reached out to Xiaomi for comments after watching this video. To our surprise, Lei Jeet himself responded! He maintains that "At Xiaomi we are fully committed to providing worse experiences every generation!"

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