Polkadot

He is a man but he is ovulating

Yes,I'm strong. I'm constantly fighting not to end every single word I say with 'whatever'

Don't live a life that progressively rots away

I was born with unbounded hunger and an inconceivable desire to want more in the pits of my stomach, no amount of trivial grazing comfort will be able to tame me. It's all or nothing

Rich ppl are sooooo stupid

why do i have the anger issues of an alcoholic 57 year old man who's wife doesn't love him

And that's how I met your father,kids

Listen you can un-emo that dude in your function! I believe in your un-emo capability

You will eventually morph into your mother or father

I'm going to either hold a grudge or a gun

It's bold of you to even assume I slept in the first place

two cookies and a coke...living the dream

wondering why everybody is staring at me (they can all hear the song I'm listening loud and clear...)

Maybe that cat and I aren't that different.

A stray cat scratched me once,not out of cruelty, but because she refused to be left alone on the cold, unforgiving pavement.