Polkadot

For my next trick I'm gonna talk about something only I give a fuck about in a public channel

Don't spend your lifetime making other comfortable just to find out you weren't all along

You put the phone down just to go on your laptop.

Ibuprofen confused Me:takes another

I blame the society even tho I'm part of the club!

Yes I'm in the manic episode again I'm clean of depression (kicks the bucket)

Pass the bottle for another day of no sleep

my biggest sexual fantasy is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

'Nay' or 'yay' -donkey

that was so bad I wish someone had shoot me in the head.

I wish I was a jellyfish

I already kissed your profile pic.. We married..

It's sunday and im sniffing books

Go ahead, analyze my every word. Scrutinize my sentence structure. Judge my use of emojis. I've got all the time in the world. Just don't be surprised if, after a week of interrogations, I suddenly develop a deep-seated obsession with interpretive dance and start quoting Nietzsche. And I hate dancing And philosophers.