$CLOWN | TON

Before we open our headquarters in Amsterdam, we’re planning to stickerbomb the whole city with $CLOWN banners 🤡

Clown airlines with the banner is still flying over Amsterdam 🤡 Here’s a video from our followers who managed to catch it 🤝

Clown in the sky over Amsterdam This is just the start of our massive promo campaign before the listing 🤡 We’re gearing up to crush all the meme coins, not just TON ones, but other blockchains too 🤝

LISTING IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS If you were waiting for a grift, sorry to disappoint, but we’ve already set the date and time for the official listing 🤡 Before the things kicks off, we’ll launch another massive promo campaign online and IRL. We’ve already bought up all the outdoor ads in Amsterdam—our launch hub and starting point of taking the western meme coin traders. We’ll share all the deets in advance. Get ready to spin this slot to win gazzilions 😡

And as the cherry on top, we dumped Bitcoin 😡 Just to keep things from getting too sweet 🤝

The circus board decided to give the first place to the clown who risked his life searching for Durov 🤡 All participants will split $70,000 in $CLOWN evenly, which we’ll send out after the listing. You guys proved once again that we have the most badass community that’s gonna crush the whole TON industry 🤝

Ton Clown Dmitrievich snagged his passport and bagged his reward—$5,000 🤝 Hash: 440c5e706ea51af95ef2980391c334da15e741c528716a9c48334cd444563345

Clowns, we gave you a month to get your loans approved, but you’re still smashing your keyboards for no reason. You probably haven’t figured out where your money went, so let’s make it clearer: From now on, instead of ‘listing’ and ‘presale’ everyone must use the word ‘grift’ Instead of ‘give back the money I sent you bastards,’ use ‘thanks for the valuable crypto experience’ Instead of ‘you promised grift in June’ use ‘whatever, we’ll wait’ Failure to follow these rules will result in a permanent ban 😡

Clowns, emergency meeting! Pavel Durov has landed in Uzbekistan and is currently in Tashkent 🤡 The contest rules remain the same: Snap a pic of him with our banner in the background — $30,000 Get a video of Durov mentioning ‘CLOWN TON’ — $100,000 🤝 Convince Durov to wear a clown costume — $500,000