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reason i actually added ton focus here aside from btc eth sol, and i never go to the goofy chains - is telegram this isnt aptos/sui/sei/insert gay chain ton much different potential

🛡️ TON GUIDE - GET STARTED 🛡️ thought it would be useful to write a guide on how to get started in the TON eco 💳 WALLET the wallet i use is if TONkeeper - is the equivalent of phantom 💸 BUYING TON the easiest way to buy is HoudiniSwap, swap from *anything* to *anything*, i have been swapping SOL for TON to get started HoudiniSwap link: https://houdiniswap.com/ 💰 TRADING BOT TonTradingBot (just like trojan): https://t.me/tontrade?start=WfRv8aAL that's what we need to have set-up for now - highly recommend setting this stuff up, TON szn just starting

hey guys - currently giving away 1 sol in the degen channel 😄 📲 t.me/degenkookcalls

🟢 $TREMP - $61.8MM MKT CAP (SOL) alright guys, i have been pretty quiet in here aside from market thoughts because it's really not the time to be mass-aping shit like i am always saying ahahaha tremp is quietly making a move ahead of the debates though, and also trump's odds to win the presidency went up to ATH today (58%) i haven't been selling any of the majors i like at all, including $TREMP, but this could be a very good add in all this mayhem trump is gonna win for sure, and save the world, punish the woke dyor 🇺🇸🫡 CA: FU1q8vJpZNUrmqsciSjp8bAKKidGsLmouB8CBdf8TKQv chart on BullX 🐂👇👇 https://bullx.io/terminal?chainId=1399811149&address=FU1q8vJpZNUrmqsciSjp8bAKKidGsLmouB8CBdf8TKQv&r=52C98NQBPNR

🔴 $LAMBOW - $210K MKT CAP (SOL) VERY DEGEN - but a little too big for the pure degen channel $LAMBOW i like the ticker, don't see lambs a lot, reasonable gamble moon or dust ape if you like the meme 🐑🫡 dyor ps- do you notice my tech skills???? you can now click the CA and it will copy, i am essentially a world class hacker now i have amazing computer skill hehehe CA: qXT8wZ6fvBgpozvR3o8fbNdZLQ3V4bKpftDXCC3pump socials: https://lambowonsol.xyz https://x.com/lambow_solana https://t.me/Lambow_Solan chart on BullX 🐂👇👇 https://bullx.io/terminal?chainId=1399811149&address=qXT8wZ6fvBgpozvR3o8fbNdZLQ3V4bKpftDXCC3pump&r=52C98NQBPNR

🧠 SAYLOR INTERVIEW in the interest of the market nuking and going to zero, i want to show you something very bullish and very interesting 😄 god king michael saylor did a sick 1.5 hour long interview and the video came out yesterday i watched the whole thing i recommend you watch it too, this is highest-level overarching giga-macro BULLISH shit, i love the way this guy thinks the most interesting thing about saylor to me, that no one talks about, is the fact he developed this insane mental model and conviction, philisophical takes on bitcoin, but he did it as a fuckin boomer imagine having an old brain, you have a completely different perspective so he's an impressive guy to me i think he will play a really important role in humanity before he dies anyways i sound gay now just watch it or call me gay or something lol https://x.com/saylor/status/1804867203075866731

gm guys - the market continues to get smashed i replied to this other post to remind you, try to just chill out and relax, the market will of course come back, it always does before they send it up again, they need max capitulation from larps and plebs - DO NOT BE ONE OF THEM 😄 hold majors, relax, even buy some dips if you can (on majors only imo) i'll telll you what i am gonna be doing in the next few days - it's not much - $BLAST TGE is in 2 days, will dump 100% of that back to eth - if sol goes below 100 i will buy a lot of it - i will keep slowly buying $TON, DCA in - will flip some meme gambles but it's risky and my positions will be smaller than when market up...... i am only doing this because i'm addicted to gambling (lol) it will reverse, probably when we least expect it patience - kook

there's a telegram premium giveaway in the channel 😄 💰 10x telegram premium 12-month memberships 📲 t.me/degenkookcalls

🪖 DEGEN KOOK CALLS - NEW DEGEN CHANNEL 🪖 ok guys, it's long overdue, but i finally created a degen channel this is the in the trenches channel i'll have a higher volume of posts in there, riskier plays, mostly memes, and will keep the safer plays and crypto discussion in this channel the degen channel will be fun as fuck, there will be 100x plays, 1000x plays, rugs, who knows i'll be doing some giveaways in the channel to grow it so, getting in early = better and more likely to win 🧠 LINK BELOW 👇👇 t.me/degenkookcalls

🟢 $LOCK - $65.0M MKT CAP (ETH) HoudiniSwap has been up-only since the original call..... and v3 is coming out on 7/7, i expect that to rocket the price Houdini on track to hit a billion in volume this year, that is monster size for a crypto protocol, they are partnered w every infra provided for v3, chains, everyone lolololol i didn't talk about the token much yet, only the product itself, but the token is cool too and has a unique staking mechanism staking rewards are distributed daily and are generated from the fees charged to exchanges as a part of houdini's privacy routing more volume = more staking rewards, more open market buybacks, more burns it's a pretty good ponzinomic flywheel this is a major infrastructure play, not degen at all, i expect a SAFE 3-5x out of this token at the very least v3 gonna cook, insane i'm the only one talking about it, but that's normal cause i'm always early (that's how you know this is good lol) use the dapp 👇 https://houdiniswap.com/ CA: 0x922d8563631b03c2c4cf817f4d18f6883aba0109 X: https://x.com/HoudiniSwap chart: https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x7d45a2557becd766a285d07a4701f5c64d716e2f buy on BullX 🐂👇👇 https://bullx.io/terminal?chainId=1&address=0x922d8563631b03c2c4cf817f4d18f6883aba0109&r=52C98NQBPNR

i've had this weird dream of going to tuvalu for like 25 years i will go there soon 🏝️🇹🇻 are any of you from tuvalu??????

comment section is lit today 🤣🤣 some of the bois said the bubble map is looking good for $REX now and the rug dev (classic lol) is in VC handing over for a CTO i still like the meme, brett birddog landwolf andy, im not buying more but i didnt sell any and will hold the full bag check comments on post above for more details 🫡

looks like shit, went up, now down, dev selling, i'll hold for cto 🤷🏻‍♂️

🔴 $REX - $150K MKT CAP (SOL) degen asf!!! high risk!!!!! new launch!!!! be careful and check the chart!!!! disclaimer above - sunday aft gamble..... rex is a matt furie character, some moon some rug, boys club coins are going nuts worth moon or dust ape for me heavy dyor emphasis here 🫡 CA: 8pddP8tFhzX3DUPtMLRWuZiimANVDRqz8L2XxxRCbULU socials: https://rexsolana.xyz/ https://x.com/rexXsolana https://t.me/rex_solana buy on BullX 🐂👇👇 https://bullx.io/terminal?chainId=1399811149&address=8pddP8tFhzX3DUPtMLRWuZiimANVDRqz8L2XxxRCbULU&r=52C98NQBPNR

i really want to make a trade i'm serious it's hard asf to do nothing 🤣🤣 i'm still slowly buying $TON, DCAing a little each day, bullish on it but not bullish on it to get a huge bag right away TonKeeper wallet is the browser extension i'm using, and i also use 'wallet' in telegram (you can search for it it's telegram's integrated $TON wallet) there are memes and games on ton, i will slowly figure all this shit out and figure out how to make money there fast if you do want to buy $TON you can bridge USDT into the telegram wallet and swap in there, but you need $TON for gas it's a little confusing you can also buy on MEXC (no binance or coinbase yet) personally i have been using houdini swap - just send *any* crypto and receive $TON, nice and easy ( https://houdiniswap.com/ ) also don't get me confused on this $TON stuff, these mfers aren't paying me i'm not giga-bullish or anything, i'm buying like 10 sol a day just to have exposure this is just early exploratory work to be positioned and familiar with the eco incase it blows up this is what i usually do was the same with early sol (worked out well), early btc alts (worked out well), cosmos stuff (tbd but looks like a waste of time lool), so on ok morning rant over will now roll a spliff thanks guys i will also drop some more sexualized asian e-girl kook memes because i know you guys love how i confuse you by sexualizing my character using the fantasies of incels while i am also a dude and you all know that too bad, you have a crush on me now lol 💜

hey guys i know i haven't been putting a lot of trades in here.... i'm not really doing much rn tbh in trading or investing, doing nothing is doing something, and doing nothing is a lot of times the hardest thing to do lol yeh i'm just chilling, watching, waiting hold the majors btc sol eth, buy more of those, or buy more of things you really like i'm a perma-bull so i'll literally never be like oh i'm gonna sell it's going lower lol but yeah aths not in for the cycle imo people really want to see a cartoon run but i don't think that's happening every really, until complete washout and bayc below 1 eth for a year lol blast tge in a few days so maybe something happens there we keep watching

turkey cooked 🦃🔥🔥🔥🍗 ahahahahaa 3-0 portugal 55 min in this is my degen flip of the day 🤣🤣🤣

gm guys - idk shit about soccer but i'm in europe and it's the euros so it's time to start betting portugal should easily destroy these hairy kebab-bois e-z money (hopefully lol) 🙌🇵🇹⚽️🍻