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If you need me I'll be ugly crying forever

TIL that the terrifying velociraptor screeches in Jurassic Park were actually recordings of tortoises mating. Sound designer Gary Rydstrom revealed that the iconic raptor barks came from a tortoise making love, joking that if people knew the truth, Jurassic Park would have been rated R. [Source, Comments]

The dream honestly

David Tennant has revealed he’d be willing to donate his own skull for use in future productions of Hamlet. David was asked on the Off Menu podcast if he’d leave any bones to theatre and replied he’d “very happily” appear in another Hamlet production, even if it’s just as a skull. ‘I’d very happily appear again in a production of Hamlet playing a different part, yeah. There’s something glorious about that.’ Remembering his time as Hamlet, David recalled: ‘We had a real skull. We had the skull of a real human - a guy called Andre Tchaikovsky who was a classical musician who had left his skull to The Royal Shakespeare Company to appear in a production of Hamlet. ‘So I did not have to fake any weight there. I was holding Andre, he was Yorick. I was really really thrilled, not in a macabre way. ‘That moment in the play is about connecting with mortality, so there’s no acting involved, you’re looking into the eyes of a human who once walked the Earth. There’s something very powerful about that.’

"oooh you said ugly!! are you saying women are ugly?? but all women are beautiful you are a misogynist!!" shut up, you define women and their worth through the lens of beauty standards set by cishet white men and you deny womanhood to the ones, cis and trans, you deem ugly and "not feminine enough". today i refuse to conform to those standards and i decide to be "ugly" and "unfeminine", a hairy unfuckable mess in spite of your objectifying view that reduce women to an aesthetic paragon for your gaze

the best thing about this year's international women's day is that the pope is too sick to give his sexist speech about the "role of women as ambassadors of grace and peace bla bla bla beings of beauty bla bla bla motherhood and Mary bla bla bla" we're instead gonna be feral ugly witches and bitches and all-out for class war and have gay sex so hard entire churches are gonna burn

France is doing so much even my hard coded italian rivalry is starting to falter a little