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Americans want the freedom to cut off their fingers Congress is finally listening to the wants and desires of their constituents. They heard you loud and clear that you want the freedom to continue cutting off your fingers using table saws. That is why they introduced legislation to go after Big Saw and to let you, the consumer, continue cutting off your fingers and hands making bird houses just like the good Lord intended. https://twitter.com/RepMGP/status/1790802691355988339

BREAKING: US CAPITOL POLICE START INVESTIGATION AFTER BAG WITH COCAINE RESIDUE FOUND INSIDE UNITED STATES CAPITOL POLICE HEADQUARTERS ...

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plz bro just lower ur prices bro just a little bro

imagine losing ur crypto at the start of the bull

pump it, frens

The bull is upon us, it has been foretold.