i mean

xoxo ▫️

عمه حرمت داره

یور عمه

Your mum. (the best response to any question)

stalking (when tow people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it)

stalking (when tow people go for a lone romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it)

morning (the time when the bed has more gravity)

cat ( not your pet. YOU are their pet)

zombies (the only man that will love you for your brain)

tomorrow (the day your diet starts.)

nothing (obviously something, just keep asking.)

zodiac sign ( an excuse for people to justify their shitty behavior.)

math (mental abuse to human)

You’re my type (only when you are donating blood.)

who r u

🤚🏻

see you later (probably never)