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"The literally me meme is about me, literally." Ryan Gosling (literally me)

I am begging you retards to not watch the barbie movie no matter how much internet Nazi catnip they throw to you

Lmao this plot is going to backfire hard

The more I hear about this film the more I feel like Hollywood is gangstalking me (the ending is big gay feminism btw but I know the memes will be hot and heavy anyway). Studios did NOT cast Ryan Gosling to play a guy who just realized men should be in charge by accident.

Kim's face when he has captured some of America's most precious resource, a criminal nigger, and can leverage that for just about anything he wants. Current exchange rate for criminal niggers is roughly 1 warlord per nigger, so let's see what Kim can get

Suggested prompt: Art Deco Turkoroach

not saying who

Me staying in my office because it's already hot as hell outside

You see this?! It means not welcome!

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King was in Worst Korean custody for assaults on locals and was about to be sent back to America. He's Kim's problem now.

Kim Jong un being informed that the interrogators have given up trying to torture Private Kang with high pitched chirping noises that normally drive prisoners mad

Despite being only 8% of the army, black males make up 100% of the defectors to North Korea fleeing from police

An instance of the Assad curse that I don't find particularly impressive because the odds on a troon offing himself are already 50:50

Me delivering GMs to the different groupchats I'm in

When I was a kid I read all of my dad's Calvin and Hobbes comics and I remember Calvin's dad asking why the house even needed a phone. I internalized that.

Our long national nightmare is over

our country can finally begin to heal