Shitpost Palace

"I'll handle them, Jodie"

The weak should fear the strong.

The rooster has ground game

"Odie was just kicked off the table? Wow, I didn't know that. You're telling me this for the first time"

Mexican Linkin Park fan: "One drink, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard I drive"

2016, watching Chris Christie getting marched on stage like a hostage to say he supports Trump a week after Trump was calling him a doughy fat fuck during debates.

Me going to work Monday morning to look for the One Piece

Every Catholic I know when a new Pope hit piece circulates the news cycle

It's Friday my Kniggas

Lol. Lmao.

Me being whitepilled

It's Professor Tolkien's birthday, raise a glass to him today. Reminder that Oxford cut down his favorite tree a few years ago

Hey BROTHER