Shitpost Palace

The Guntguard of Democracy

The guy I made up to get mad at was real in my mind

Miss u Terry

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

Me scrolling for doomporn and maxxing my cortisol levels on fake screenshots (I am a very healthy person)

https://youtu.be/4xOR2OvHKc4 Friday

POV you are reaching for the last slice of pizza and I'm staring you down

Holocaust Cinematic Universe

what a man in his 30s looks like rewatching FLCL for the first time in 15 years

"I should become a Bond villain"

Me

They're called the beatles because they beatled the shit out of their wives