Habesha Thought

You guys I was walking around, i saw a bunch of COUPLES. Yeah you heard that right, COUPLES. It doesn't matter if they're teens, adults, happy couples or whatever but COUPLES. Can't you believe how insufferable it is to have a new place filled with COUPLES? Yeah, exactly. I keep seeing those little shits EVERY SINGLE PLACES I FUCKING GO. Class, church, funeral, on the street, literally EVERYWHERE I stumble upon. And you know what? I was seething with absolute anger seeing couples walk around wild free. Probably because I'm single yes but I have beef whoever and WHOEVER has a fucking boyfriend/girlfriend. I can't be the only one who is single, who is dying alone, I can't be the only one not bagging some hottie with piercings, but after seeing those EXACT TWO COUPLE. THOSE TWO COUPLE, GIGGLING, WALKING, HOLDING HANDS WHILE PASILYO IS PLAYING ON THE BACKGROUND WALKING PAST ME, I knew damn well I was going to die. I was going to die, ALONE. Fucking ALONE. They were blushing and giggling as if they were having the time of their lives while I hold back sticking out a leg and trip them over. I was conflicted whether to follow my conscience or my hater of a personality, curling my fist and shit because ggoooLLLLYYYYY. I SWEAR IF I DIDN'T SEE THAT SICK SPIDERMAN COSPLAY I WOULD'VE BURNED THAT PLACE DOWN TO ASHES. ASHES, ASHES, I SAY. I may sound dramatic (it's my signature personality) but it's true. It's real. I can't believe it. After forgetting the existence of grass (this is a lie I still go out and touch grass) I still see those pesky pests roaming around the globe. If I could I would ride a donkey over a rainbow and live happily everafter because haahahHHAHAHAAHAAAhhahahahahhHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHHAHAAHA if i see ANOTHER COUPLE within MY radius im gonna end EVERYONE on sight. I'm gonna use the power of bitterness to end everyone. If I can't be happy NO ONE CAN. If one of my friends say "I miss them so much" IM GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT. WE ARE PLAYING UNO, NOT TRY NOT TO MISS YOUR PARTNER CHALLENGE. Like okay Jeremy your girlfriend is probably cheating on you anyways go fuck yourself 😒😒 guys i swear im not chronically online

walking around, i saw a bunch of COUPLES. Yeah you heard that right, COUPLES. It doesn't matter if they're teens, adults, happy couples or whatever but COUPLES. Can't you believe how insufferable it is to have a new place filled with COUPLES? Yeah, exactly. I keep seeing those little shits EVERY SINGLE PLACES I FUCKING GO. Class, church, funeral, on the street, literally EVERYWHERE I stumble upon. And you know what? I was seething with absolute anger seeing couples walk around wild free. Probably because I'm single yes but I have beef whoever and WHOEVER has a fucking boyfriend/girlfriend. I can't be the only one who is single, who is dying alone, I can't be the only one not bagging some hottie with piercings, but after seeing those EXACT TWO COUPLE. THOSE TWO COUPLE, GIGGLING, WALKING, HOLDING HANDS WHILE PASILYO IS PLAYING ON THE BACKGROUND WALKING PAST ME, I knew damn well I was going to die. I was going to die, ALONE. Fucking ALONE. They were blushing and giggling as if they were having the time of their lives while I hold back sticking out a leg and trip them over. I was conflicted whether to follow my conscience or my hater of a personality, curling my fist and shit because ggoooLLLLYYYYY. I SWEAR IF I DIDN'T SEE THAT SICK SPIDERMAN COSPLAY I WOULD'VE BURNED THAT PLACE DOWN TO ASHES. ASHES, ASHES, I SAY. I may sound dramatic (it's my signature personality) but it's true. It's real. I can't believe it. After forgetting the existence of grass (this is a lie I still go out and touch grass) I still see those pesky pests roaming around the globe. If I could I would ride a donkey over a rainbow and live happily everafter because haahahHHAHAHAAHAAAhhahahahahhHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHHAHAAHA if i see ANOTHER COUPLE within MY radius im gonna end EVERYONE on sight. I'm gonna use the power of bitterness to end everyone. If I can't be happy NO ONE CAN. If one of my friends say "I miss them so much" IM GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT. WE ARE PLAYING UNO, NOT TRY NOT TO MISS YOUR PARTNER CHALLENGE. Like okay Jeremy your girlfriend is probably cheating on you anyways go fuck yourself 😒😒 guys i swear im not chronically online

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