Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts

Happy Birthday to @Alembic, which is FIVE YEARS OLD TODAY! In my IRL life in general, I try to bring together nice people who might not have met otherwise, and I've managed to do that partly on Telegram too. So, thank you to the people who played along, who accepted to talk to weird strangers on the Internet, and who now share communities and values!

He is too powerful

They hooked a vibrator to a fish

Not a diagram, we know

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You need to be stern

Tag yourself I'm the last one