Punished Clossington

🚨MYSTER PORKCHOP THEATER 3000™️🚨 This week it’s the 1981 dark fantasy film dragonslayer. I don’t really know anything about this tbh except that industrial light and magic apperantly built like 12 different giant animatronic dragons and that it was sorta marketed as a kids movie but it was too dark and gritty. Remember porkchop theater is moved this week it will start tomorrow(Friday) night at 7pm EST. Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Thank you for your attention to this matter

It’s not an authentic ranking handcrafted by a real man with real thought, it was shit out by some garbage AI prompt and posted on ShitSocial by an intern

LOL DID THEY FORGET NIXON

RIP ben franklin you woulda loved this shit

Extremely heated discourse for about a week

When’s the last time you heard anyone mention citizen vigilante?