Jokes For Programmers

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*Patiently waits for database call*

when your code run the first time

Hate when it happens

Pro-grammer move right there!

try...catch in a nutshell

There's always that one guy

Seriously who cares about the warnings

When you should use a proper database but you're just too lazy.

damn my professor isn't very gender inclusive

Nooooo

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He did a handover right ? RIGHT ?

:0ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ

After some years I no longer care tbh

Don't go beyond boundaries

"It turned out that the monitor wasn't plugged in lol. Thanks for coming though"

1 or 0 nothing else

I was one google search away from learning entire language I don’t need. Dodged a bullet