HATE FACTS

Isn't it funny that the only people to ever self-immolate are Buddhist monks so religiously committed to nonviolence that they burn themselves in protest, and then like American leftists who love trannys. @HateFacts

How about a reimagining of Sailor Moon only instead of thin White teenagers it's strong body positive black women. Only they all look exactly like Mr. Popo from Dragonball Z. And obviously it's called Sailor Coon. @HateFacts

A Kinder egg is much more valuable than a Fabergé egg to people who like candy and have low time preference. @HateFacts

Say what you will about people who say "say what you will" before saying something. At least they're willing to say something controversial enough to require a "say what you will" preface before saying it. @HateFacts

I have an idea for a new Vin Diesel movie. A guy drives up to him in a souped up street racing car as he's walking down the street and is like "get in Vin Diesel, we need the greatest driver in the world to help us with this super dangerous heist". But Vin Diesel is like "nah, I'm going to the park to feed some ducks" so he does that instead. Then the rest of the movie is just people constantly pulling up to try to get Vin Diesel to participate in wacky adrenaline fueled adventures, and him instead doing mundane activities. @HateFacts

I'm voting for Biden, Hunter not Joe. @HateFacts

I remember as a young child of 9 I once walked in my 11yo brother masturbating. For an awkward 24 hours both of us pretended it didn't happen. The next day I was in my room lying on my bed having a nap when my brother burst in and yelled "CAUGHT YOU MASTURBATING" at me before storming off. That left me confused, especially because I was fully clothed and hadn't been doing anything. Looking back now I fully understand why he did that. He had to do that for the same reason Iran had to bomb Israel. By me catching him I had done the equivalent of murdering some of his generals and breaking international law by bombing an embassy. For him to maintain the status quo of being view as the regional superpower and a threat to me, he HAD to launch suicide drones and ballistic missiles at me; even though he knew they would mostly be shot down. I hope this personalized story has gotten you up to speed about the geopolitical situation in the current mideast theater. I pride myself on my ability to edutain. @HateFacts

When you ask the NYPD if they have any leads on finding the black guy that punched your grandma on the subway. @HateFacts

Law & Order: SVJew. Every case gets thrown out of court despite overwhelming evidence of guilt. @HateFacts

How about go to an anti-hate rally and wear a shirt that says "Holocaust the Hate". @HateFacts