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- разговор о хобби - ich mag liegen (с)

Kloß im Hals - туалет в горле (с)

мое бухать – это выпить бутылку пива и лечь спать

блять даша (с)

– я чувствую что я что-то упускаю (с)

abbiamo parlato con molte donne italiane (c)

[pt. 2] me: it's not food, but you can swallow it, and it's liquid... 3: national ✨cum✨ day? me: guys I'm hinting that it's a drink...

– i went on a pilgrimage for pussy (c)

me: can you guys guess what national day it is? it's related to food! 1: pizza? me: no, well, uh... it's not something you EAT, but you put it in your mouth 2: national ✨ dick ✨ day? me: NO

– sheepskin vibes (c)

*doing a "what coffee are you" test* me: I got mocha [mow-kuh]! what did you guys get? literally everyone in the group: why the fuck did I get МОЧААААА

have you ever felt your brain hurt when you get concussed? no? y'all are missing out (c)

– ты бухаешь? – а кто нет?

a pile of men just laying on each other, and i'm like okay (c)

все нормально, я в секте (с)

i listen to all kinds of music, except for кальянный рэп (c)

My girlfriend has incredibly beautiful red hair… and I’m not saying this only because she hears me right now (c)

legs fucking go (c)