Comics

Poorly Drawn Lines – Relax

It says to cut the onions into 1/4" slices, but I'd better correct for length contraction.

The government has been trying to sell off the Federal Helium Reserve for a few years now, but the sale has been on hold while they try to figure out how to explain this situation to buyers.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Taking Care

Poorly Drawn Lines – Could Be Worse

Poorly Drawn Lines – ‘Til the End

Later renouncing clickbait, Einstein called his inclusion of cosmological content in general relativity the biggest blunder of his career.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Improve

The E's wedding invitation definitely used the word LOVE more times than was strictly necessary.

Even if a planet is lucky enough to have a stable orbit that weaves between the spikes, the seasons get weird whenever it passes close to them.

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Smartest

There's a version that shows the planets with no cropping, but it's hard to find a display that supports it.

Nowadays the only ones left that do anything are turtles.

Poorly Drawn Lines – What Difference

'Lever' was originally an acronym for Load Emplification by the Vimulated Emission of Radiation.

When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper's bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / "I got a bad deal / I'm maaaaad"

Poorly Drawn Lines – Easygoing Dude

"Hi, what you do is fly over a designated zone and detach the--" "WE'RE SORRY, THE MOBILE CUSTOMER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS OUT OF SERVICE"

'So how DID you go from working at the employment records office to becoming president of MIT and CEO of IBM?' 'I guess I just have an eye for opportunities.'

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