Comics

'Barack Obama is much less likely than the average cat to jump in and out of cardboard boxes for fun' is low precision, but I'm not sure about the accuracy.

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Coolest Dude

You might want to bring your frost-sensitive plants in from the patio. The high-level aerosols may result in short-term cooling across the entire backyard.

At first I thought I would need some gold or something to pay him, but then I realized that it was the 18th century and I could just bring a roll of aluminum foil.

Poorly Drawn Lines – I’m Tired

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unproductive

Their 'best philosophy of epistemology' picks are great, but you can tell they're struggling a little in the 'why you should trust us' section.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Stubborn

It all came flat-packed in Pandora's Box.

Poorly Drawn Lines – So You’re a Ghost

WARNING: PEOPLE NAMED EVE ARE PROHIBITED FROM INSTALLING THIS APP!

Poorly Drawn Lines – Savings

Although I hear they were caught cheating off of Rosalind, who sat at a desk in front of them.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Another Mess

Mathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Mistakes I’ve Made

The theory finally unifies cosmic inflation and regular inflation.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Taking Care

"Sir, it looked really cool." "Oh no--prestige TV. Okay, which of you has a terrible secret that's being slowly revealed to the audience through flashbacks? Just spit it out so we can escape this arc!"