Comics

Refs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bored

The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.

The Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).

I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Authenticity

I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Devil’s Advocate

Poorly Drawn Lines – Big Plans

It's just that I get nervous about heights.

When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Bird’s Problems

They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Journey

Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'

Poorly Drawn Lines – Retiring

Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.

You can pour a drink into it while hosting a party, although it's a real pain to fit in the dishwasher afterward.

Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing!