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CAT STEVENS MILES FROM NOWHERE Miles from nowhere I guess I'll take my time Oh yeah, to reach there Look up at the mountain I have to climb Oh yeah, to reach there. Lord my body has been a good friend But I won't need it when I reach the end Miles from nowhere Guess I'll take my time Oh yeah, to reach there I creep through the valleys And I grope through the woods 'cause I know when I find it my honey It's gonna make me feel good I love everything So don't it make you feel sad 'cause I'll drink to you, my baby I'll think to that, I'll think to that. Miles from nowhere Not a soul in sight Oh yeah, but it's alright I have my freedom I can make my own rules Oh yeah, the ones that I choose Lord my body has been a good friend But I won't need it when I reach the end Miles from nowhere I Guess I'll take my time Oh yeah, to reach there

Virus Warning If you ever receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play-- except Yanni CD's. With them it doubles the volume. It will automatically download kiddie porn to your hard drive and then notify the authorities. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your good beer and replace it I.C. Light. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will talk nasty about your mother. Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Regaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card-- the only card stripe it didn't demagnetise. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. It will replace all your luncheon meat with beef tongue. It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles-- but, on the plus side, they're kosher dills. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs of infection. Beware.

Virus Warning If you ever receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play-- except Yanni CD's. With them it doubles the volume. It will automatically download kiddie porn to your hard drive and then notify the authorities. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your good beer and replace it I.C. Light. It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. .......

Teasing There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel -- they said, because it was bigger. One day after John grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?" Slowly, Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and Johnny said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"

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Rag'n'Bone Man - Human I'm only human I'm only, I'm only I'm only human, human Maybe I'm foolish Maybe I'm blind Thinking I can see through this And see what's behind Got no way to prove it So maybe I'm blind But I'm only human after all I'm only human after all Don't put your blame on me Don't put your blame on me Take a look in the mirror And what do you see Do you see it clearer Or are you deceived In what you believe 'Cause I'm only human after all You're only human after all Don't put the blame on me Don't put your blame on me Some people got the real problems Some people out of luck Some people think I can solve them Lord heavens above I'm only human after all I'm only human after all Don't put the blame on me Don't put the blame on me Don't ask my opinion Don't ask me to lie Then beg for forgiveness For making you cry Making you cry 'Cause I'm only human after all I'm only human after all Don't put your blame on me Don't put the blame on me Oh, some people got the real problem

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UK vs US

UK vs US

UK vs US

WIVES ARE SUCH A BIG HELP A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, “What’s the problem, officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 125kmp/ Man: “No sir, I was going 100kmp/h.” Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 140kmp/h.” (The man gave his wife a dirty look.) Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. “ Man: “Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!” Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks.” (The man gave his wife another dirty look.) Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.” Man: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.” Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.” The man turned to his wife and yelled, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!” The officer turned to the woman and asked, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?” The wife said, “No, only when he’s drunk.

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