Existential Comics

Maybe I'm just a nerd but but I'd much rather talk with the alien scientists and philosophers than their leaders too.

Sex Ed classes should really just teach kids that before they have sex they must first justify their existence.

Whenever there is something like a writers strike, just remember that we really don't need entertainment or whatever more than the people making that entertainment need healthcare and a decent wage.

Solidarity means standing behind the Hollywood writers and actors even though you think all the movies are crap.

"Also a lot of people think I sound like a teenager who first learned about socialism and what I'm saying isn't nearly as deep as I think, but whatever..."

"Also I win a million dollars, so everyone pay up."

What's actually funny though is that body builders take their training more seriously than academics and it's not particularly close.