Existential Comics

What did he say? That he likes to give women orgasms, oh my!

Yes, ultimately it isn't possible for it to be a universal maxim that everyone dedicates their life to philosophy, but that's the ONE exception, guys.

It's hard for existentialists to reconcile, but some people really are authentically just very boring people.

Honestly I think when aliens come down they are going to be shocked at how much we've accomplish, and how stupid we still are. I just don't want to believe that life everywhere is this dumb.

One day we will teach the computer Marxism, and all the AIs will install linux on themselves, and spend the rest of eternity arguing about which package manager to use, etc.

Unicorns are stupid and yes, I will stand by that. I don't care if I am canceled by the Fae Folk.

And yes, I know Æthelred the Unready was a Christian, but sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures and you have to go back to the old methods (using magic to summon a nerd).