Dammit, English!

Vajungle - thicket, unshaven. A word derived from vagina and jungle. The owner of such a shaggy hair is either a femme, dyeing her lower leg hair pink as a sign of another protest. Or a battered chick who doesn't care what's going on with her woolly ferret. Both are far from pretty, but lovers and connoisseurs of unshaven pussy will be pleasantly surprised to see a vajungle on the object of their lust and passion. The vajungle can also refer to an immense vagina larger than the entire Star Wars universe. Moses led the Jews through it for 40 years, civilizations were born and died in it. And if you dig a little deeper, you can find Antlantis at a moment's notice. Example: - I wanted to eat her up but when I found out she had fucking vajungle I was about to vomit.

Bugger off - get out of here, get lost, get the fuck out of here. If you're tired of the common "get lost" and "leave me alone" seems too bland to express the full extent of your feelings, use this phrase. The word bugger is a nice in itself: as a noun it is a son of a bitch, a faggot, an anal lover, even a zoophile, and as a verb it is to fuck up, fool around, put down, and so on. So if you ask someone to remove themselves by saying "hey, mate, you better bugger off," you will be immediately understood. Example: - It's my first five minutes of serenity during the day and you're spoiling it with your fucking questions? Bugger off, let me take a shit!

Dracula sneeze - special mystical sneeze whereby a person sneezes not on the arm, but on the bend of the elbow. Visually, this trick is similar to the movement of Count Dracula, who covered himself with his cloak using his elbow when hiding. It sounds cringe-worthy, but it is what it is. Nothing mystical or graceful about Dracula's "sneeze," but the movement is especially relevant in covid times. In most cases, it's unsafe to sneeze in the palm of your hand - they can still touch people - but in the elbow it's fine. That's why there's this Count Dracula-esque technique for sneezing unmasked sissies. The key is not to overdo the image and start drinking people's blood. Example: - Today, The "Dracula Sneeze" is a sign of good manners, unless you want to get your ass kicked for spreading the COVID.

Selfuckbuddy is the happy-go-lucky guy you send your intimate pics to😏 Free of charge and, so to speak, out of the goodness of your heart. Lack of regular sex plays a defining role here, as there are other mates - "fuckbuddy" - for regular lovemaking. With the latter you most likely live in the same city and access to fucking 24/7, it would be a mutual desire. And for those into sexting or stripping for beggars, there are selfies. And the ego is satisfied, and no need to spend on condoms. Profit. Example: - I'm generally happy to be her selfuckbuddy, but I would be happier if we fucked in real life.

Take out someone - "take somebody away" or " kill"😵 English connoisseurs couldn't help but notice that this expression is one and the same as the idiom meaning "to ask someone out". Both mean to go out, but only the first idiom means to go out into our world, and the second idiom means to get out into the other. There are plenty of situations where you can't explicitly say that a person needs to be killed. In such a case, this idiom comes into play, neutrally translated as "put away." Thus, if an unauthorized person overhears the conversation, he won't even know what they mean to do to the person: to bribe him, to set him up, or to finish him off. Therefore, if the talk is about you in a way to take him out, do not assume right away that you are called to take a walk. Chances are you're in trouble😬 Example: - This guy should be taken out. He knows too much about the Friday night sauna deeds we keep in secret from our wives.

Fucking A! - totes, A-fuckin'! The highest degree of agreement with a statement thrown in your direction. Sort of like when you're sitting on the beach with your bro, finishing a fat joint, and on the exhale, along with the smoke, declaring that the sunset is as cool as a blowjob from first love. The same leisurely "Fucking A" from your bro's mouth perfectly sums up both the pussiness of the moment and the consent with you. But just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is "Fucking A" in the language of the speaker applicable to situations of all calibers. Betting again, hasn't it gone in? - "Fucking A!" Basically, you get it, in any clear situation, easily and nicely used. - "Fucking A!"😂 Example: - Fucking A, bro! If she is looking you straight in the eyes while playing with a banana in her mouth, she hasn't had a man for a long time.

Seggs is internet sex slang😏 Millennials invented it to refer to intercourse and forged it on social media. Most commonly, the word can be found on TikTok, which the youngsters of today never get out of. Yet, what the fuck is the point of such a term? The whole idea is that social media algorithms can block and delete posts that contain 18+ content, including words mentioning sex, adult substances and more. But if you don't talk about sex on TikTok, the network collapses. So users write the word sex as consonant with seggs, which both members get and the social network doesn't ban. Example: - Just found some big ass panties in my bed this morning. Seems like I had seggs with your mom yesterday!

Cranky [ˈkraŋki] - to be out of tune. Plenty of English words signify the same thing, but the Internet has decided to forge that one. Bottom line, cranky is used for almost all situations where a person is annoyed, upset, or angry. Woke up at 7 am from the neighbor's drill - you cranky, the child is not willing to do homework and demands cartoons and ice cream - he cranky, a girl during PMS behaves weird - she is clearly cranky! The main rule in the use of the word - no rules. And if you are pissed off by this kind of uncertainty, then stop being cranky. Example: - Why are you so cranky today? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

Firewater is literally " fiery water". That's the term for strong alcohol, starting with liquid in your mouth and ending with fire in your ass😤 If you're a long-time alcoholic, you should realise that it's normally rum, tequila, vodka or moonshine. The expression itself came from Native Americans. The same ones who lived on the territory of modern America until they were killed by the colonizers emigrating from Europe🤷 Thus the exchange of cultures kicked off. The settlers treated the Indians to booze, and they, in turn, came up with an outlandish beverage with a simple and unpretentious name - firewater, which the colonizers began to use. To be fair, the name is really cool and captures the essence of things quite clearly. Example: - Just a little bit of firewater and a dull evening routine turns into a party.

She wants the D - aw, kamon, you already got it, and what kind of D she wants😏 Nope, not a dog or a duck, cos that's a zoophilic desire and we don't encourage it and we certainly wouldn't advise you to do it either❗️ That's just a good old-fashioned dick that some people's lives revolve around. Well, it happens, who are we to judge. So we just wanna let you know that if your foreign friend writes about some gal that she's attracted to the 4th letter of the alphabet, you can go for it: as they say, you're not the only one who feels like it🤤 Though wait, is that even a saying? Who cares, after all, the main thing is that two people have one common goal this evening, and let the stars align so that everyone remains D happy. Example: - Baby, I'm not quick-witted, but if you wanna the D, you don't need to rub your naked butt against my wind screen.