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What do I do in this scenario? 1. Disconnect from internet 2. Sigh, take a huge rip off my vape 3. Blame the keyboard, not me. 4. Remove the .exe, any persistence mechanism on my machine 5. Angrily reset all my passwords 6. Refuse to use a VM in the future, I'm not a coward

shout out to salat stealer for having my banking information right now

> be me > "smelly is this malware?" > download file > file.exe > click to rename file > accidentally hit enter > detonate malware on personal pc chat, ive accidentally detonated an information stealer on my pc. brb

Image 1. Website with uBlock Origin on Image 2. Website with uBlock Origin off uBlock Origin IS PREVENTING US FROM FREE MALWARE

Dawg, I don't want to sound like a hater, but some of you malware nerds NEED to lock in and TRY HARDER. Someone found a malicious GitHub repo and DM'd it to me. It had piss poor obfuscation (if you even want to call it that, it's Base64 encoding) and the malware C2 is basically plain text. The delivery method is masquerading as an Adobe Acrobat plugin? My Brother in Christ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING The C2 is literally houndsregimeskid-dot-com Hounds Regime Skid? Hounds Regimes Kid? Also, for the record, if the people who wrote this malware are reading this: I'm not the guy spamming your Telegram C2. That is someone else. You left all of Telegram channel stuff plain text too