𝖲𝖾𝖾𝖸𝗈𝗎𝖠𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇

Therapy isn't enough. I need to see a handsome gay couple holding hands in public.

I'd be so good at it I swear

Life would be so much easier if I were an uptight blond bottom in a BL novel.

"Don't fucking call me baby I'm not your baby" *secretly likes it

When men do something wrong and then say "I'm a man" to justify it, all I hear is "I'm a dog. I have no self control, I act on my impulses and you shouldn't even be surprised by it because that's just what we do."

When men do something wrong and then say, "I'm a man" to justify it, all I hear is: "I'm a dog. I have no self control, I act on my impulses, and you shouldn't even be surprised by my behavior. What else did you expect from a low-life like me?"

A girl being more horny than a boy might be the start of many relationships, but a boy being hornier than the girl might be the cause of the end of many friendships