Femme Fatale

I hate you.😂

Someone generated this for me last night.🤣

Thank you all again. love y’all.

S dnyom rozhdeniya moya krasavitsa moya Monica Bellucci Zhelayu tebe vsego samogo prekrasnogo 💜💜

Happy birthday love.

I’ve also become more protective of my privacy, spending less time on social media and more time actually living. I want more experiences that belong to me and more energy devoted to the life I’m building behind the scenes. I know where I’m headed, even if I haven’t figured out every step. I’m choosing my circle with greater discernment, letting go of what no longer serves me and remaining open to what lies ahead. There’s still so much to learn, experience, create and discover about myself. I’m proud of where I stand today and I intend to see just how far my potential can take me. I’m only getting started.

Happy birthday to me. 🥂 Looking back on this year I realize just how much it has taught me. I hope I never lose sight of those lessons: To be more mindful of where my time goes, wiser about people, more trusting of my own instincts and more protective of my peace at all costs. I’m living the happiest fullest version of my life so far and I’ve never felt more at ease with the choices I’ve made. For the first time in a long time, I’m learning to trust the life I’m creating for myself rather than measure it against anyone else’s expectations. Somewhere along the way, I’ve made peace with being misunderstood. Living on your own terms will inevitably invite opinions, assumptions and projections and I’ve stopped reshaping who I am to fit into a world I’ve never felt particularly compelled to imitate.

The when a man has a BIRTHDAY, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three YEARS OFF.

cher and christina ricci in mermaids, 1990

Do you think Jesus has a small cock to not be tempted to fuck?

If you want to learn patience in life, God’s idea of a lesson is to dump a truckload of insufferable fuckwits into your existence and watch you fight for your fucking life trying not to become the reason someone needs a lawyer. Why? Because God is a bastard with a wicked sense of humor. Fuck Jesus. Jesus would love to fuck me‌‌ If he were alive. I’d invite him into my basement and see how long his famous self control lasted around me. Peace & love.🖤

If you tryna scare me I am terrified of boobs.