Hamsterdam Family 🆓
Welcome to Hamsterdam official announcement channel! Play:https://t.me/hamsterdamplaybot Chat: https://t.me/HamsterdamChat Ru channel: @HamsterdamRU Offers: @hamsterfather @hamsterdam_partners
Показати більше📈 Аналітичний огляд Telegram-каналу Hamsterdam Family 🆓
Канал Hamsterdam Family 🆓 (@hamsterdamfamily) у мовному сегменті Англійська є активним учасником. На даний момент спільнота об'єднує 64 650 підписників, посідаючи 1 247 місце в категорії Ігри та 9 890 місце у регіоні Росія.
📊 Показники аудиторії та динаміка
З моменту свого створення невідомо, проект продемонстрував стрімке зростання, зібравши аудиторію у 64 650 підписників.
За останніми даними від 24 січня, 2026, канал демонструє стабільну активність. Хоча за останні 30 днів спостерігається зміна кількості учасників на -1 153, а за останні 24 години на 0, загальне охоплення залишається високим.
- Статус верифікації: Не верифікований
- Рівень залученості (ER): Середній показник залученості аудиторії становить 0%. Протягом перших 24 годин після публікації контент зазвичай збирає N/A% реакцій від загальної кількості підписників.
- Охоплення публікацій: В середньому кожен допис отримує 0 переглядів. Протягом першої доби публікація в середньому набирає 0 переглядів.
- Реакції та взаємодія: Аудиторія активно підтримує контент: середня кількість реакцій на один пост – 0.
📝 Опис та контентна політика
Автор описує ресурс як майданчик для висловлення суб'єктивної думки:
“Welcome to Hamsterdam official announcement channel!
Play:https://t.me/hamsterdamplaybot
Chat: https://t.me/HamsterdamChat
Ru channel: @HamsterdamRU
Offers: @hamsterfather @hamsterdam_partners”
Завдяки високій частоті оновлень (останні дані отримано 25 січня, 2026), канал підтримує актуальність та високий рівень охоплення публікацій. Аналітика показує, що аудиторія активно взаємодіє з контентом, що робить його важливою точкою впливу в категорії Ігри.
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| 2 | 🥁 Drumroll please!
🌌 We’re getting really close to the biggest hamster-style drop since the Arbitrum Manna from Heaven. But let’s clear a few things up:
💧 We’re not dropping all the liquidity at once (trust me, kid — it’s best practice). Just a portion will go in at launch. Super bullish vibes only — if you know, you know.
🪙 All your (and our) donations will be used for buybacks — scooping tokens from weak hands. These will happen regularly, and I’m pretty sure you’ll spot them on the chart. So feel free to sell a bit for a snack — but only for a snack — the rest goes into holding.
🚀 Remember: the EXIT token has universal, planetary, and intergalactic utility. It connects a whole ecosystem of projects into one. See for yourself
⚔️ And don’t forget: it’s not the bots or the fast clickers who win… it’s the holders and believers who do.
🧠 I’m stacking mine for the long haul.
Toi-toi! | 2 491 |
| 3 | 🤑 Hey you, hustler! You out here all alone?
📚 With the rekt drop coming up, it’s time to revisit the essential crypto glossary!
🧠 Let’s refresh the basics:
– Connect your wallet
– Sign the transaction
– You are not eligible Claim
📊 We’ve finally calculated your droperiano, and you’ll be able to claim it soon!
🫂 I’m sure the solid Hamsterdam community won’t rush to race for the order book — they’ll stake it all instead… (into the order book?).
⚠️ Attention: right now is the last chance to link your wallet.
Anyone who doesn’t will get shaved just like 8 billion hamsters before them (or maybe even worse).
Time to open the mini-app.
🤨 Gonna shake off the rust? | 3 535 |
| 4 | 🤓 What I tried instead of playing Hamsterdam:
😠 Biting my nails
🌻 Cracking sunflower seeds
🎲 Gambling in real life
🤷♂️ None of it worked!
🚀 For all you highly addicted gamblers like me, the world is rebooting!
💰 We’re still counting your final drop and prepping the listing (YOU ARE ALL PRE RICH), but meanwhile, you can have fun playing from scratch.
Now that you’ve got experience, try not to mess it up! | 3 750 |
| 5 | [INT. ABANDONED HANGAR — MORNING]
A BEAM OF LIGHT BREAKS THROUGH THE RUSTED ROOF.
A HAMSTER STANDS ALONE IN THE EMPTY SPACE, STARING AT THE GROUND.
IN THE DISTANCE, THE RUMBLE OF THE CEO HORDE GROWS LOUDER — THEY’RE COMING.
HE LIFTS HIS HEAD. SPEAKS LIKE A WARRIOR BEFORE HIS FINAL BATTLE.
HAMSTER (CALMLY):
I am the Hamster.
The last one standing.
Son of a shaved father.
Grandson of a shaved grandfather.
And now — here I am.
Standing where there’s no energy.
No Hamsterbucks.
No Scamometer.
Just silence — and the roar of EXIT in the distance.
Maybe you see a hopeless dreamer.
But I’m no victim.
I’m a symbol.
EXIT doesn’t come to those who let go.
It comes to those who hold.
I was there with you since the first SEC ban.
The first epic ticket.
The first secret quest.
And if a final step must be taken,
Then I’ll take it myself.
[HE OPENS THE HANGAR DOORS AND WALKS INTO THE FRENZIED CEO CROWD, WHERE EACH ONE TAKES A TURN SHAVING HIM.]
HAMSTER (WHISPERING):
In the name of profit… and the Great Exit…
8,000,000,000 FARMED.
DROPS BEING COUNTED.
LISTING IN THE WORKS.
NEXT UPDATE — COMING SOON. | 4 670 |
| 6 | ⏰ Tick-tock, tick-tock…
One last hamster’s on the block.
(⌨️ No time to write about the 7th billion hamsters — every second spent posting is a second lost farming in Hamsterdam.)
🇪🇸 For our team, the word ecosystem actually means something. I don’t usually go all poetic, but if you’re getting an EXIT — this might be the first time in history when holding free tokens (or even buying more) actually makes sense. It’s real — see for yourself:
https://tge.tech
🖕EXIT with us. In the same room. | 4 079 |
| 7 | ✍️ Dear diary, once again, I’ve bet everything I have.
As of today, I’m quitting all my jobs to fully dedicate myself to hamster farming in Hamsterdam.
No more distractions. No more nonsense.
Today, we crossed the 6 BILLION HAMSTER mark.
Pretty sure I’ll be making real money soon and finally stop going to therapy. 👩⚕️
ONLY 2 BILLION 😎 LEFT UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS NEXT? | 4 544 |
| 8 | 🪣 Some people see the number 5 billion as sacred—full of deep, personal meaning.
Najib Razak — stole nearly $5B from Malaysia’s 1MDB fund.
Nicolás Maduro — over $5B vanished from Venezuela’s PDVSA under his watch.
Benon Sevan — oversaw the UN’s Oil-for-Food program, where $5B in humanitarian aid mysteriously disappeared.
👑 Meanwhile, we’ve mined 5 billion hamsters! If that’s not a miracle, what is? I bet the next 3 billion will fly off faster than you can blink—and without a single corruption scheme.
🥳 Time to celebrate! And get back to work. | 4 263 |
| 9 | ✨ It’s a magical day in Hamsterdam,
Airboxes fall like golden jam.
Set your alarm, don’t miss the sky —
This ain’t a game, it’s hamster-high!
⏰ At 12, at 15, and 18 UTC,
You’ve got a chance to rise and be free.
I won’t forget — and neither should you.
Smart hamsters know just what to do!
🍺 Airboxes all weekend long — don’t miss a drop!
🫡 Promise: me and ChatGPT will polish the rhyme next time
Go | 3 570 |
| 10 | 🧠 It’s been a while (never?) since we played “Guess the fake news”!
🎯 The rules are simple, but you’ll need full focus. Let’s go:
🤥 Christopher Nolan heard about trader Homakha’s inverted signals and invited him to star in the new movie “Tenet 2.”
🤥 The Ethereum Foundation proposed treating Ethereum holders’ depression with a mix of pilates and fecal transplants.
🤥 American scientists discovered: the more a Bitcoin maxi believes in astrology and tarot, the dumber they are.
🤥 Barron Trump admitted: “Sometimes I steal my dad’s phone and post from his account. He gets mad, but it’s totally worth it.”
🤥 Leagues have been added to the Hamsterdam leaderboard!
🤥 Hamsterdam just got an energy cap upgrade! It’s available to NFT holders with synergy, or you can win it on the Wheel of Fortune—or just buy it in the shop!
So, did you guess it right? | 4 295 |
| 11 | 💐 Dear, beloved, wonderful, and enchanting women!
From the bottom of our hearts, we congratulate you on this beautiful spring holiday!
May you always be loved and continue to brighten the world with your smiles!
🎁 This festive weekend, we’re gifting Airboxes to you and your luckless gamblers devoted partners!
Don’t forget to log into your favorite game at 12:00, 14:00, 16:00, and 18:00 UTC.
🐹 Now, here are some fun facts about female hamsters:
✔️ Female hamsters often dominate males and can be aggressive, especially when protecting their territory or offspring.
✔️ They may attack males after mating—sometimes even fatally.
✔️ They can mate with multiple males, meaning a single litter can have pups from different fathers.
✔️ Syrian female hamsters can change fur color after pregnancy.
🥰 Happy International Women’s Day of Airboxes! | 5 992 |
| 12 | 🪂 You don’t have Airboxes! With us, you have Airboxes. Without us, you don't have them!
🎁 Grab your Airboxes all day long today at 12:00, 15:00, and 18:00 UTC.
🫡 hObama gave you sheets. We give you Airboxes! | 5 710 |
| 13 | ➕“Even Sam Bankman-Fried is dropping posts from prison, but your admin isn’t”
— the readers complain… Well, that’s just to make you show some independence and autonomy!
🚬 So, spill the tea! How’s it going? Did you get rekt on the meme coin of the CAR president? Or maybe on Argentina’s president? Bought Solana at 290?
💸 Even if rekt is your middle name and your depo turned into a pumpkin, know this: nobody in Hamsterdam wants your money! We hustle so YOU can profit! Otherwise, how do you explain the updates we just dropped:
🎡 Infinite ticket pack for the Wheel of Fortune:
The price goes up, but damn, that first ticket for just 1 hamsterbuck hits different!
🎟 Referral tickets: You in your local neighborhood chat? Or the dog owners’ group? Don’t let those contacts collect dust in your phone! Invite everyone to Hamsterdam — we’ll hook you up with tickets galore!
🏆 NFT ranks now show up on the leaderboard:
— Boyars Gems, Pre-rich Alpha, and Lowbanks Normies!
Don’t embarrass yourself — grab a juiced-up NFT from the market!
🐂 🐻And while the almighty Kanye West is wildin’ on Twitter hasn’t dropped his token yet to drain every last drop of common sense from your trades suck the liquidity out of the market — stack those EXITs! Remember: bulls come and go, bears do their thing, but hamsters? Hamsters are forever!
😏 Click here, Hamigo! | 6 878 |
| 14 | Everything in life comes to an end sooner or later…
Belief in CHIA at $2000, investors’ money in FARTCOIN, my ex’s patience…
👔 Just like the decent outfits in Jeff Bezos’ wife’s wardrobe, our New Year’s event will end on January 31 at 21:00 UTC.
🗽If you didn’t get rich off Uncle Trump’s pump and dump, make sure to open all your gifts and grab the limited-edition skin!
🚪 After January 31, the gifts will be locked forever, and you’ll be left opening a real-life café by the train station while a bunch of 15-year-old kids become millionaires in Hamsterdam!
🎁 But there’s one thing that will never end. It’s the traditional market dump before the Chinese New Year the inspiration and enthusiasm of our team! Buckle up — we’re accelerating the elementary particles of financial prosperity without a hadron collider!
🧧新年快乐! | 10 631 |
| 15 | When I’m in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)
Please, don’t wake me
No, don’t shake me
Leave me where I am.
👋 Hola, Captain! Firecrackers have popped, the champagne bottles are empty, and it’s time to crawl out from under the table and start Hamsterdamming!
🥂 We’re kicking off the New Year with an anti-hangover remedy a sharp dive: introducing HamAviator, the latest mini-game in Hamsterdam!
🛫 In games with similar mechanics, millions of reckless gamblers — the kind you’d never see even in “Squid Game” — lose tons of greenbacks every day on the world’s most popular gambling platforms.
💆♂️ But don’t worry! Like the Montenegrin authorities assured Do Kwon before his extradition, we’ve got everything under control! In HamAviator, you can’t lose money or crypto — just hamsters or energy (and I’m sure you know which asset is more promising 😉).
💡 Besides hamsters and energy, you’ll need intuition and a bit of thumb dexterity to place your bets. Just don’t go all-in, or you’ll end up putting “mouth” and “casino” in the same sentence later!
🪤 So, ready to rekt dive in and challenge the leaderboard champs?
😏 Too bad there’s no pawnshop in Hamsterdam. | 9 706 |
| 16 | 💩 When you hear the word “pile,” airboxes are probably the last thing that come to mind, right?
🛷 But they shouldn’t be! On December 30 and 31, right before the New Year, a pile of airboxes will drop on Hamsterdam! (Yeah, I know, I wish it was stables too.)
💎 But before the Gods of Hamsterdam (the devs, as they sometimes demand to be called) shower blessings on the residents, let’s take a moment to reflect on what this year was like!
📈 It’s been quite the year.
Some hamsters hit life-changing jackpots with FARTCOIN and other tech breakthroughs in crypto. Others made a quick buck during the HyperLiquid drop and ran around shouting #AnyoneCould. Then there were those who feasted after the HamsterCombat drop—word has it some even managed to afford a full meal with sides!
🚀 Everyone and their hamster now believes in the almighty bull run, HODLing through dips and waiting for alt-season. As we all know, historically, the crowd always… gets rekt with flair profits.
🌍 So rest assured, in 2025, Hamsterdam will guide you to those sweet multipliers. Farming is speeding up, the hamster count is dropping, and the Earth spins a little faster every year! (Who knows, maybe it’s not flat after all?)
😇 Make a wish! Personally, I’ll wish for the listing to happen before the second coming.
🎉 Oh, and I’ll also wish for a pile of airboxes on December 30–31.
Hugs to everyone! Let’s go! | 11 705 |
| 17 | Santa Claus! Oh, Santa bright!
Did you bring us gifts tonight?
Your robe’s of polyester sewn,
But the body’s all flesh and bone.
🔔 Hear that sound?
Think it’s Santa rushing towards us on his magical reindeer? Think again!
🔔 That’s the jingle of shorts, longs, and all our beloved degenerate futures traders! With a market like this, we couldn’t leave you without gifts!
🎁 Now, the Wheel of Fortune and dailies
come with special holiday items. Open these presents, and once you’ve unwrapped enough, unlock a festive skin that gives you +5% hamsters and luck!
🎄 And have you seen how stunning Holiday Hamsterdam looks? Our designers spent two weeks sniffing mandarin peels just to soak up the holiday spirit!
❄️ Ho-ho-ho, come take a peek,
In Hamsterdam, it’s festive all week! | 9 889 |
| 18 | Elon Musk did it for the first time in 2012…
Pavel Durov followed in 2014…
CZ joined the club in 2018…
Sam Bankman-Fried did it in 2020 (and we all know what he did in 2022)…
❓ What “it” is, you may ask?
✅ That’s right! They all went through their billionaire defloration (don’t bother looking this term up on Wikipedia) – earning their first billion dollars!
🎉 But that’s nothing compared to our shared, planetary achievement: 1 BILLION HAMSTERS SHAVED in Hamsterdam!
👏 I’m proud of every single one of you, my brave barbers!
🪒 Let’s be honest: shaving hamsters is much more profitable than shaving bills. Bills just get ruined that way.
🎁 Of course, we won’t leave our barbers of Hamsterville without rewards!
⚡ A new mini-game is coming… Can you guess what it’s about?
✈️ Hint: there’s a paper airplane on the banner, and my favorite actor is Leonardo DiCaprio. Drop your guesses in the comments.
⏳ Only 7 billion left. Then it’ll be 6. Like this post if you’ve figured out how the system works. | 11 237 |
| 19 | 📸Headshot? Longshot? Hotspot? Oh right, snapshot! All these trendy buzzwords are hard to keep track of.
🐹 In Hamsterdam, they handed out $EXIT for diligent effort and the noble art of hamster grooming.
👀 Shall we check how much has piled up?
Here | 10 777 |
| 20 | 🖕Let’s be honest: how did you level up your luck so much?
🧛♂️ I’m pretty sure the winners of the NFT giveaway wear at least 10 red threads on their wrists, cross their fingers and toes and never uncross them, don’t whistle at home, don’t whistle outside—maybe they just don’t know how to whistle—have found four-leaf clovers in the Sahara and Antarctica, and black cats wait until they grow old and turn gray before daring to cross their path.
🥇 Here’s the list!
• 10 ultimate champions will each win 1 NFT from the “Hamsterdam Legends.”
• 100 lucky winners will get 5 TON each (free money!).
• Everyone who bought NFTs will receive 15 tickets for every NFT purchased to spin the Wheel of Fortune.
✨ That’s the kind of magic we’re talking about in Hamsterdam! The devs love their community so much that soon you’ll be able to sign up for social benefits and insurance here!
🍾 All rewards for the giveaway in all categories will be sent out today. Thank you for participating!
💪 And to everyone who didn’t win—don’t lose hope. Because to win, what do you need to do?
🎮 Play | 10 319 |
