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You're not special 8)

Friend: Truth or dare? My crush: Truth Friend: Which person in this room would you go on a date with? My crush: *someone other than me*

GRAMMARLY

They store it anyway. :)

Plebe.

The socks are also size XXXXXXS.

When you wake up the next morning hungover but your problems are still there...

thanks bro, u too 👊

Be kind.

Press it in the it sticks out then you grab it and pull it out again and oops the whole door fell off.

Wow, Leonardo DiCaprio drew this?

I wonder who's next to get married... not me.

Back pain in your area.

small pp gang 😥

Tag someone you can be crazy with

My kink

I'm not actually alive I'm just running on coffee.

Leave me alone

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No I don't like that.

It's a trick to make you look at your notifications less.

Eat more vegetables?

I'm going to bed - 50m ago. Last seen: 1m ago.

Don't let the soap industry know we do this.

Maybe once every few years I hit delete all.

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Ah, I see.

Gym isn't that bad after all.

When you've already have 5 coffees but the essay didn't write itself.

Just tell the truth, I knew it anyway

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That's the basic requirement of an entry-level job nowadays.

It's my celebrity crush! Must buy!

Too many unread books on my shelf

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No 9am meetings please

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Factory reset.

Can't type a caption coz I'm holding too many groceries in my hands.