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| 2 | š„ Drumroll please!
š Weāre getting really close to the biggest hamster-style drop since the Arbitrum Manna from Heaven. But letās clear a few things up:
š§ Weāre not dropping all the liquidity at once (trust me, kid ā itās best practice). Just a portion will go in at launch. Super bullish vibes only ā if you know, you know.
šŖ All your (and our) donations will be used for buybacks ā scooping tokens from weak hands. These will happen regularly, and Iām pretty sure youāll spot them on the chart. So feel free to sell a bit for a snack ā but only for a snack ā the rest goes into holding.
š Remember: the EXIT token has universal, planetary, and intergalactic utility. It connects a whole ecosystem of projects into one. See for yourself
āļø And donāt forget: itās not the bots or the fast clickers who win⦠itās the holders and believers who do.
š§ Iām stacking mine for the long haul.
Toi-toi! | 2 491 |
| 3 | š¤ Hey you, hustler! You out here all alone?
š With the rekt drop coming up, itās time to revisit the essential crypto glossary!
š§ Letās refresh the basics:
ā Connect your wallet
ā Sign the transaction
ā You are not eligible Claim
š Weāve finally calculated your droperiano, and youāll be able to claim it soon!
š« Iām sure the solid Hamsterdam community wonāt rush to race for the order book ā theyāll stake it all instead⦠(into the order book?).
ā ļø Attention: right now is the last chance to link your wallet.
Anyone who doesnāt will get shaved just like 8 billion hamsters before them (or maybe even worse).
Time to open the mini-app.
𤨠Gonna shake off the rust? | 3 535 |
| 4 | š¤ What I tried instead of playing Hamsterdam:
š Biting my nails
š» Cracking sunflower seeds
š² Gambling in real life
š¤·āāļø None of it worked!
š For all you highly addicted gamblers like me, the world is rebooting!
š° Weāre still counting your final drop and prepping the listing (YOU ARE ALL PRE RICH), but meanwhile, you can have fun playing from scratch.
Now that youāve got experience, try not to mess it up! | 3 750 |
| 5 | [INT. ABANDONED HANGAR ā MORNING]
A BEAM OF LIGHT BREAKS THROUGH THE RUSTED ROOF.
A HAMSTER STANDS ALONE IN THE EMPTY SPACE, STARING AT THE GROUND.
IN THE DISTANCE, THE RUMBLE OF THE CEO HORDE GROWS LOUDER ā THEYāRE COMING.
HE LIFTS HIS HEAD. SPEAKS LIKE A WARRIOR BEFORE HIS FINAL BATTLE.
HAMSTER (CALMLY):
I am the Hamster.
The last one standing.
Son of a shaved father.
Grandson of a shaved grandfather.
And now ā here I am.
Standing where thereās no energy.
No Hamsterbucks.
No Scamometer.
Just silence ā and the roar of EXIT in the distance.
Maybe you see a hopeless dreamer.
But Iām no victim.
Iām a symbol.
EXIT doesnāt come to those who let go.
It comes to those who hold.
I was there with you since the first SEC ban.
The first epic ticket.
The first secret quest.
And if a final step must be taken,
Then Iāll take it myself.
[HE OPENS THE HANGAR DOORS AND WALKS INTO THE FRENZIED CEO CROWD, WHERE EACH ONE TAKES A TURN SHAVING HIM.]
HAMSTER (WHISPERING):
In the name of profit⦠and the Great Exitā¦
8,000,000,000 FARMED.
DROPS BEING COUNTED.
LISTING IN THE WORKS.
NEXT UPDATE ā COMING SOON. | 4 670 |
| 6 | ā° Tick-tock, tick-tockā¦
One last hamsterās on the block.
(āØļø No time to write about the 7th billion hamsters ā every second spent posting is a second lost farming in Hamsterdam.)
šŖšø For our team, the word ecosystem actually means something. I donāt usually go all poetic, but if youāre getting an EXIT ā this might be the first time in history when holding free tokens (or even buying more) actually makes sense. Itās real ā see for yourself:
https://tge.tech
šEXIT with us. In the same room. | 4 079 |
| 7 | āļø Dear diary, once again, Iāve bet everything I have.
As of today, Iām quitting all my jobs to fully dedicate myself to hamster farming in Hamsterdam.
No more distractions. No more nonsense.
Today, we crossed the 6 BILLION HAMSTER mark.
Pretty sure Iāll be making real money soon and finally stop going to therapy. š©āāļø
ONLY 2 BILLION š LEFT UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS NEXT? | 4 544 |
| 8 | šŖ£ Some people see the number 5 billion as sacredāfull of deep, personal meaning.
Najib Razak ā stole nearly $5B from Malaysiaās 1MDB fund.
NicolĆ”s Maduro ā over $5B vanished from Venezuelaās PDVSA under his watch.
Benon Sevan ā oversaw the UNās Oil-for-Food program, where $5B in humanitarian aid mysteriously disappeared.
š Meanwhile, weāve mined 5 billion hamsters! If thatās not a miracle, what is? I bet the next 3 billion will fly off faster than you can blinkāand without a single corruption scheme.
š„³ Time to celebrate! And get back to work. | 4 263 |
| 9 | ⨠Itās a magical day in Hamsterdam,
Airboxes fall like golden jam.
Set your alarm, donāt miss the sky ā
This aināt a game, itās hamster-high!
ā° At 12, at 15, and 18 UTC,
Youāve got a chance to rise and be free.
I wonāt forget ā and neither should you.
Smart hamsters know just what to do!
šŗ Airboxes all weekend long ā donāt miss a drop!
š«” Promise: me and ChatGPT will polish the rhyme next time
Go | 3 570 |
| 10 | š§ Itās been a while (never?) since we played āGuess the fake newsā!
šÆ The rules are simple, but youāll need full focus. Letās go:
𤄠Christopher Nolan heard about trader Homakhaās inverted signals and invited him to star in the new movie āTenet 2.ā
𤄠The Ethereum Foundation proposed treating Ethereum holdersā depression with a mix of pilates and fecal transplants.
𤄠American scientists discovered: the more a Bitcoin maxi believes in astrology and tarot, the dumber they are.
𤄠Barron Trump admitted: āSometimes I steal my dadās phone and post from his account. He gets mad, but itās totally worth it.ā
𤄠Leagues have been added to the Hamsterdam leaderboard!
𤄠Hamsterdam just got an energy cap upgrade! Itās available to NFT holders with synergy, or you can win it on the Wheel of Fortuneāor just buy it in the shop!
So, did you guess it right? | 4 295 |
| 11 | š Dear, beloved, wonderful, and enchanting women!
From the bottom of our hearts, we congratulate you on this beautiful spring holiday!
May you always be loved and continue to brighten the world with your smiles!
š This festive weekend, weāre gifting Airboxes to you and your luckless gamblers devoted partners!
Donāt forget to log into your favorite game at 12:00, 14:00, 16:00, and 18:00 UTC.
š¹ Now, here are some fun facts about female hamsters:
āļø Female hamsters often dominate males and can be aggressive, especially when protecting their territory or offspring.
āļø They may attack males after matingāsometimes even fatally.
āļø They can mate with multiple males, meaning a single litter can have pups from different fathers.
āļø Syrian female hamsters can change fur color after pregnancy.
š„° Happy International Womenās Day of Airboxes! | 5 992 |
| 12 | šŖ You donāt have Airboxes! With us, you have Airboxes. Without us, you don't have them!
š Grab your Airboxes all day long today at 12:00, 15:00, and 18:00 UTC.
š«” hObama gave you sheets. We give you Airboxes! | 5 710 |
| 13 | āāEven Sam Bankman-Fried is dropping posts from prison, but your admin isnātā
ā the readers complain⦠Well, thatās just to make you show some independence and autonomy!
š¬ So, spill the tea! Howās it going? Did you get rekt on the meme coin of the CAR president? Or maybe on Argentinaās president? Bought Solana at 290?
šø Even if rekt is your middle name and your depo turned into a pumpkin, know this: nobody in Hamsterdam wants your money! We hustle so YOU can profit! Otherwise, how do you explain the updates we just dropped:
š” Infinite ticket pack for the Wheel of Fortune:
The price goes up, but damn, that first ticket for just 1 hamsterbuck hits different!
š Referral tickets: You in your local neighborhood chat? Or the dog ownersā group? Donāt let those contacts collect dust in your phone! Invite everyone to Hamsterdam ā weāll hook you up with tickets galore!
š NFT ranks now show up on the leaderboard:
ā Boyars Gems, Pre-rich Alpha, and Lowbanks Normies!
Donāt embarrass yourself ā grab a juiced-up NFT from the market!
š š»And while the almighty Kanye West is wildinā on Twitter hasnāt dropped his token yet to drain every last drop of common sense from your trades suck the liquidity out of the market ā stack those EXITs! Remember: bulls come and go, bears do their thing, but hamsters? Hamsters are forever!
š Click here, Hamigo! | 6 878 |
| 14 | Everything in life comes to an end sooner or laterā¦
Belief in CHIA at $2000, investorsā money in FARTCOIN, my exās patienceā¦
š Just like the decent outfits in Jeff Bezosā wifeās wardrobe, our New Yearās event will end on January 31 at 21:00 UTC.
š½If you didnāt get rich off Uncle Trumpās pump and dump, make sure to open all your gifts and grab the limited-edition skin!
šŖ After January 31, the gifts will be locked forever, and youāll be left opening a real-life cafĆ© by the train station while a bunch of 15-year-old kids become millionaires in Hamsterdam!
š But thereās one thing that will never end. Itās the traditional market dump before the Chinese New Year the inspiration and enthusiasm of our team! Buckle up ā weāre accelerating the elementary particles of financial prosperity without a hadron collider!
š§§ę°å¹“åæ«ä¹ļ¼ | 10 631 |
| 15 | When Iām in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)
Please, donāt wake me
No, donāt shake me
Leave me where I am.
š Hola, Captain! Firecrackers have popped, the champagne bottles are empty, and itās time to crawl out from under the table and start Hamsterdamming!
š„ Weāre kicking off the New Year with an anti-hangover remedy a sharp dive: introducing HamAviator, the latest mini-game in Hamsterdam!
š« In games with similar mechanics, millions of reckless gamblers ā the kind youād never see even in āSquid Gameā ā lose tons of greenbacks every day on the worldās most popular gambling platforms.
šāāļø But donāt worry! Like the Montenegrin authorities assured Do Kwon before his extradition, weāve got everything under control! In HamAviator, you canāt lose money or crypto ā just hamsters or energy (and Iām sure you know which asset is more promising š).
š” Besides hamsters and energy, youāll need intuition and a bit of thumb dexterity to place your bets. Just donāt go all-in, or youāll end up putting āmouthā and ācasinoā in the same sentence later!
šŖ¤ So, ready to rekt dive in and challenge the leaderboard champs?
š Too bad thereās no pawnshop in Hamsterdam. | 9 706 |
| 16 | š© When you hear the word āpile,ā airboxes are probably the last thing that come to mind, right?
š· But they shouldnāt be! On December 30 and 31, right before the New Year, a pile of airboxes will drop on Hamsterdam! (Yeah, I know, I wish it was stables too.)
š But before the Gods of Hamsterdam (the devs, as they sometimes demand to be called) shower blessings on the residents, letās take a moment to reflect on what this year was like!
š Itās been quite the year.
Some hamsters hit life-changing jackpots with FARTCOIN and other tech breakthroughs in crypto. Others made a quick buck during the HyperLiquid drop and ran around shouting #AnyoneCould. Then there were those who feasted after the HamsterCombat dropāword has it some even managed to afford a full meal with sides!
š Everyone and their hamster now believes in the almighty bull run, HODLing through dips and waiting for alt-season. As we all know, historically, the crowd always⦠gets rekt with flair profits.
š So rest assured, in 2025, Hamsterdam will guide you to those sweet multipliers. Farming is speeding up, the hamster count is dropping, and the Earth spins a little faster every year! (Who knows, maybe itās not flat after all?)
š Make a wish! Personally, Iāll wish for the listing to happen before the second coming.
š Oh, and Iāll also wish for a pile of airboxes on December 30ā31.
Hugs to everyone! Letās go! | 11 705 |
| 17 | Santa Claus! Oh, Santa bright!
Did you bring us gifts tonight?
Your robeās of polyester sewn,
But the bodyās all flesh and bone.
š Hear that sound?
Think itās Santa rushing towards us on his magical reindeer? Think again!
š Thatās the jingle of shorts, longs, and all our beloved degenerate futures traders! With a market like this, we couldnāt leave you without gifts!
š Now, the Wheel of Fortune and dailies
come with special holiday items. Open these presents, and once youāve unwrapped enough, unlock a festive skin that gives you +5% hamsters and luck!
š And have you seen how stunning Holiday Hamsterdam looks? Our designers spent two weeks sniffing mandarin peels just to soak up the holiday spirit!
āļø Ho-ho-ho, come take a peek,
In Hamsterdam, itās festive all week! | 9 889 |
| 18 | Elon Musk did it for the first time in 2012ā¦
Pavel Durov followed in 2014ā¦
CZ joined the club in 2018ā¦
Sam Bankman-Fried did it in 2020 (and we all know what he did in 2022)ā¦
ā What āitā is, you may ask?
ā
Thatās right! They all went through their billionaire defloration (donāt bother looking this term up on Wikipedia) ā earning their first billion dollars!
š But thatās nothing compared to our shared, planetary achievement: 1 BILLION HAMSTERS SHAVED in Hamsterdam!
š Iām proud of every single one of you, my brave barbers!
šŖ Letās be honest: shaving hamsters is much more profitable than shaving bills. Bills just get ruined that way.
š Of course, we wonāt leave our barbers of Hamsterville without rewards!
ā” A new mini-game is coming⦠Can you guess what itās about?
āļø Hint: thereās a paper airplane on the banner, and my favorite actor is Leonardo DiCaprio. Drop your guesses in the comments.
ā³ Only 7 billion left. Then itāll be 6. Like this post if youāve figured out how the system works. | 11 237 |
| 19 | šøHeadshot? Longshot? Hotspot? Oh right, snapshot! All these trendy buzzwords are hard to keep track of.
š¹ In Hamsterdam, they handed out $EXIT for diligent effort and the noble art of hamster grooming.
š Shall we check how much has piled up?
Here | 10 777 |
| 20 | šLetās be honest: how did you level up your luck so much?
š§āāļø Iām pretty sure the winners of the NFT giveaway wear at least 10 red threads on their wrists, cross their fingers and toes and never uncross them, donāt whistle at home, donāt whistle outsideāmaybe they just donāt know how to whistleāhave found four-leaf clovers in the Sahara and Antarctica, and black cats wait until they grow old and turn gray before daring to cross their path.
š„ Hereās the list!
⢠10 ultimate champions will each win 1 NFT from the āHamsterdam Legends.ā
⢠100 lucky winners will get 5 TON each (free money!).
⢠Everyone who bought NFTs will receive 15 tickets for every NFT purchased to spin the Wheel of Fortune.
⨠Thatās the kind of magic weāre talking about in Hamsterdam! The devs love their community so much that soon youāll be able to sign up for social benefits and insurance here!
š¾ All rewards for the giveaway in all categories will be sent out today. Thank you for participating!
šŖ And to everyone who didnāt winādonāt lose hope. Because to win, what do you need to do?
š® Play | 10 319 |
