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Long Distance Relationship Tip #82 Ahahaha, forget it, lol.
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Compliments, TIP NUMBER 81!!! Salute, pirate! ☠️ AVOID AMBIGUITY IN COMPLIMENTS What, what, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????????????🌪🌪🌪 It simply means that the phrases below are awful: 🗣This skirt slims you 🔥 🗣This haircut makes you look young 🔥 🗣With this makeup you have lovely eyes Got it, right? It's all TRASH cause: "and without this skirt am I a cow?", "and without this haircut am I an elderly woman?", "and without this makeup are my eyes ugly?". That's ambiguity. Talk like a big man: Nice skirt. Or Wow, you have such gorgeous legs! Why do you so rarely wear skirts? 💣 What a beautiful hairstyle! You should let your hair down more often! 💣 You have to express your thought clearly so she doesn't make it up.
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Guys, IMPORTANT! Mistake #80 You cannot be TOO fancy in a pick-up game, see? SO HERE'S ONE THING TO DO, CREW💣 A gal needs a "slightly" offbeat guy, not a freak! YOU WANT THE MASSES TO LIKE YOU, NOT THE SINGLES?☠️ Then hold on to your originality until you get laid. YOU CANNOT BE A FREAK FROM THE START.
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Dating in Tinder Hey, come on! I've had lots of people writing to me about tip #68. "TIP IS FULL OF SHIT," you wrote🌶 Like, plenty of gals just screw you and DO NOT GIVE you their number. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, PIRATE! .. That's the whole point - we're EXACTLY sorting out the babes who are overly cocky and give a big deal, like she's a British princess, ugh. .. We need people who are REALLY interested in getting to know each other, not stupid endless swipes. AVOID THOSE KIND OF DOLLS If she's in the mood for endless swiping on the dating app - fuck it, that horse is off the race. Look for another one. Otherwise you'll waste a lot of time💣
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Sex Tip #79 Guess you know it yourself, bro, BUT! TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU HAVE SEX! Spontaneous sex after a hard sweaty day is good in the movies, just in the KINO, buddy. ..💀 A girl won't crave your sticky sweaty body, trust me. That's why you should always TAKE CARE OF YOUR HYGIENE and take a shower. Keep that in mind, sailor, don't be an animal!
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How to figure out if a sweet babe is into you? Tip #79 One of the signs is that she's touching you, CONSTANTLY, sailor! ..🖐🖐 . Slaps you on the knee. Hits you on the shoulder. Touches your hands - just know, my friend, just KNOW that baby will NEVER touch you JUST like that. 🤡🤡 Touching you means she likes you. Well, there is, though, a separate caste of sly chicks doing it on purpose, they like to play with you like a mouse, sailor. Not many of them do. Touching? She likes you, 90%, bro.☠️
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Fashion Verdict, Tip #78 Do not be too "sleek." A man shouldn't be overly perfect: if you look like Justin Bieber in his youth, if you have EVERYTHING GREAT, that's overkill. A pirate should have a slight sloppiness💣 If you're impeccably dressed, allow a sloppiness in your hair. If your hair is patched - wear a slightly sloppy shirt, e.g. Get the point? 💀 If you go all PERFECT, lots of girls will identify you as a narcissist obsessed with your appearance. And that's not good if we're talking about a cutie over 20.
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They (gals) say: pick-up guys get sex, disappear, and break our hearts First of all, as a rule, we avoid the ONLY ones who can't give anything but sex. And... Secondly, BE AWARE that the average girl breaks the heart of MORE guys in her lifetime, over a period of 20-30 years, than we men do. 💣..💣 Only when a guy gets dumped by a girl it's "no big deal, he'll get over it" and when, on the contrary, it's "What an asshole! How dare he?" Double standard, double! ☠️ You got the pick-up guy?! That's payback for the guys you've frienzoned and broken their hearts. It's a cycle of justice, honey, you know? JUSTICE🌶
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Escaping Friendzone, Tip #76 Remember when you STRONGLY cut your contact to get out of the friendzone? So when you haven't chatted at all for two weeks, you text her: "Hey, wanna go see a movie right now? I'm bored alone." .. 🔥☠️🔥☠️🔥 .. Or to a park/coffee shop/museum, but most importantly, NOW, in the next 60 minutes. CANNOT? WELL DON'T, GONE FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS . 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 . You gotta show up in her life all of a sudden, pirate, and disappear all of a sudden, so that you can ROCK💣💣 her emotions. Cos right now you're her FRIENDS, and friends don't evoke strong emotions. And read the rest of the friendzone posts! 🌶 #friendzone
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Hooking up with a babe on the street for the #75th time You're on the subway/at the airport, and see a HOT, sweet chick dragging a huge suitcase up the stairs. IT'S HARD! What should you do?! Step up and say: "Hey, lemme help ya!" .. And, without waiting for her consent (speak clearly!!!), take the suitcase and HELP her. She'll thank you, and you: "Quid pro quo - gimme your phone number and we'll call it even." So ALWAYS help angels in need, pirate, it's the EASIEST way to pick up on the street
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