FUNNY JOKES & VIDEO 😋😅

👱🏽‍♂: Mum I don't like my Maths teacher. 👩🏽‍🦱: How? 👱🏽‍♂: He is Confused 👩🏽‍🦱: How? 👱🏽‍♂: A day before yesterday, he said 4+5=9. Yesterday he said 3+6=9 & today he said 2+7=9, Can u imagine? 👩🏽‍🦱: I told ur father I Never liked that School, But he didn't listen to me. Just look at what's happening to my Son.. 😂😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

Two Christians were lost in the sahara desert on their way to Libya. One is David & the other is Samuel. They were terribly dying of hunger & thirst when they saw a mosque in the middle of the desert. David said to Samuel "let's pretend as if we are muslims otherwise we will not get food or drink. i am going to call myself Muhammad Gambo". Samuel refused to change his name "my name is Samuel & i won't pretend to be what am not". When they got there, the imam of the mosque received them well and asked of their names. David said"my name is muhammad Gambo". Samuel said "my name is Samuel". The Imam turns to the helpers of the mosque & said "please, bring some food for only Samuel" Then he turned to the other & said "Well Muhammad Gambo, i hope you're aware that we are still in the month of ramadan?? The guy fainted! 😂😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

After a peaceful meeting with my girlfriend's family, I'm happy to announce that I've accepted the pregnancy. 😂😂 @Funnyjokesandvideo

INTERVIEW BETWEEN A FARMER & AN INTERVIEWER.. Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce? Farmer: which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer : Where do they sleep? Farmer: The Black one or the White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer : In the Barn Interviewer: And the White one? Farmer: In the Barn also Interviewer: Your cows look healthy, What do you feed them? Farmer: which one? black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: Grass Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: Grass Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same?? Farmer: Because the black one is mine. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: Its also mine. 😂😂😂 @Funnyjokesandvideo

😂😂 Lmao @funnyjokesandvideo

A Million Dollar What? 😭😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

How did he forget the Broom? 🤣 @funnyjokesandvideo

Tomorrow is weekend, NO SCHOOL.. 😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

#Darkhumor That was so unexpected 😂💀 @funnyjokesandvideo

👨🏻: If you're given money & brain, what will you choose? 👨🏽‍🦳: Money 👨🏻: Grandpa that's stupid, I would have choose brain 👨🏽‍🦳: My child I understand. People choose what they don't have.. 🤣 @funnyjokesandvideo