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Shit hits the fan – a situation in which heat’s coming down, or, figuratively speaking, "shit hits the fan”. And although the kill radius here is much smaller than that of an atomic bomb, still hardly anyone wanna get caught in the crossfire. Scandals, fights, arguments – a minimal set of awkward and even dangerous situations, where it is better not to get into, even as a spectator. After all, you know how it frequently happens: if the club is a mess, black eye can put both a bartender and a dancer. So beware of all kinds of inadequates, coz next to them the shit goes absolutely in all directions. Example: - What the fuck? Hitler is forcing his way through the gates riding a T-Rex? Well, it seems shit is about to hit the fan, we'd better get out of here.

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Whiz is an expert, a talent. He is the best at what he does, and his skills are undeniable. If a person has mastered, let's say, programming, he can code even with his left heel, with his eyes closed and while heavily intoxicated. Many people would gladly sell their soul to the devil to be just as virtuoso with computers, musical instruments, casino cards or the G-spot. If you've seen whiz in action, you're in luck: it's unforgettable, magical, as it's not for nothing that whiz sounds like the word "wizard". And never mind that "whiz" in another sense translates as piss, that's another conversation. Example: - Who cares how many rounds they'll have. It's always the same, everything ends up in the first. This guy is a whiz at mixed martial arts.

Dry hump is a type of sex act with clothes on, literally "dry humping" ("to hump" means fucking someone or rubbing your dick against something). It is probably the first thing teenagers try in an attempt to calm their hormones. Worth noting, in their case it's a great alternative to real sex, as stimulation without penetration is also capable of delivering pleasure without harming virginity. Dry hump is popular among the female sex, coz only they can cum from this ridiculous process, while guys tend to just rub their dick to the blood and that's the end of it. That's a shame, for fuck's sake. That's why mature individuals don't do this shit, and the reason why dry humping itself is for suckers. What can replace a full-fledged coitus? Example: - Honey, when I suggested having sex in a car, I meant regular sex, not dry hump, for God's sake.

Tipsy [ˈtɪpsɪ] - drunk, groggy, punchy, hung over, intoxicated, tipsy. Not yet drunk, but already frivolous. The word generally refers to the light stage of intoxication from the category of "I start laughing loudly," "I love you all," "it feels so good," and "it seems that my body is getting lighter". You hear the word in almost every straightforward American movie that invariably features dialogue over a glass of mild to medium booze in bars/pubs or at home parties. - After barmen declared the "third shot is on the house" discount, every single person on that party got tipsy.

Asking for a friend – I ask for a friend (actually, it's for myself, and everyone gets that). Let's say you need to ask something cringe-worthy and out-of-the-box, but spoiling the reputation is not in your plans. Just hide behind the phrase "asking for a friend," letting it be known that you have some phantom friend or female friend out there who is embarrassed to ask such questions herself. Lol, that's how we all fell for it, as if everyone is so dumb and doesn't realize it's all your morbid interest. Some of the questions that are "asked for someone else" might include: "Is sex with a horse actually possible and how to initiate it?", "Does jerking off lead to blindness?", "Will she taste the sperm in her food?", "What to do if she craps in anal sex?", "How to get rid of a hangover fast?" and so on. Example: - Is it possible to cum by sticking your dick into a vacuum cleaner? Asking for a friend.

Sundowner is an alcoholic beverage drunk at sunset. As a rule, it takes place in a bar or restaurant, where you drink a glass to relax after work, accompanied by pleasant music and languid semi-darkness. Yeah, this is not a family dinner in sweatpants followed by watching TV series and a glass of beer on the side, everything is civilized, respectable and noble. The only thing to do is to keep yourself in check and not to drool so you don't break the general vibe. You always have time to have a beer, but you still need to sit prettily. Example: - Hey bartender, pour me some sundowner. And make it stronger, my nerves are on edge. I might go postal before we know it.

Wedgie [ˈwedʒi] — naturally punching panties in the ass or forcibly pulling them on for a laugh. Agree, nothing is as infuriating as panties wedged between two buns. Like your asshole is trolling you, chewing on them exactly when people are around and you cannot discreetly correct them. The only thing worse than this feeling is the terrifying act of cruelty when some smart guy runs up behind you and abruptly pulls on the elastic band of your panties. They slam into the crotch and butt with all their might, causing a stabbing pain. I'd like to see the person who made this a popular joke! Episodes like this are ubiquitous on TV. Example: - I'll just honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head. It's wedgie time!

Instant Karma is momentary fate. The concept of karma lies at the heart of Indian philosophy for a reason. The point is the cause-and-effect relationship between actions and consequences, so appealing to people. The subtlety is that you do bad things now and pay for them in the next life. Yet, there is one exception, which is called "instant karma". That's a rare and indicative situation, when a person has done something wrong and immediately received a reprisal from the Universe. You threw a cigarette butt from a balcony and got flooded by the upstairs neighbor. Hit a dog, you slipped and broke your leg. Cheat on a guy and get dumped by your daddy. Nice and fair, right? Example: - I really want instant karma to get every motherfucker who abuses animals.

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